Bum.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 6, 2008.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    I was just tightening the last screw on the Notrun after refilling the
    gearbox when the heavens opened.

    God hates me.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 6, 2008
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    des Guest

    He's jealous 'cos He's not a 'national treasure'.

    D.
     
    des, Jun 6, 2008
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    boxerboy Guest

    No WUN its nothing personal he just hates Nortons.

    So if God owned a Motorcycle what would it be?

    Boxerboy
     
    boxerboy, Jun 6, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    He probably owns a Norton. Which is why he hates them.
     
    platypus, Jun 6, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    There is no God anymore, he once owned a BMW and topped himself after
    he got seen on it.



    --
    Lozzo
    Suzuki SV650S K5
    Honda CBR600 FW trackbike
    Yamaha SR250 Spazz-Trakka
    Suzuki GSXR750 L
    Suzuki TS50X
    Suzuki TS50X
     
    Lozzo, Jun 6, 2008
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    boxerboy Guest

    I was told he only created light because the voltage regulator on his
    GS Suzuki died

    Boxer
     
    boxerboy, Jun 6, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Heh. It stopped raining and I tried to start it.

    I am now sweating like a rapist and panting.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 6, 2008
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    Dr Ivan D. Reid Guest

     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Jun 6, 2008
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    Stepthrough - cos they is all ridden by cunts.
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 6, 2008
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