bulldog buyer

It's funny, for the first time in my life I'm riding a totally legal
bike.

And yet I probably do more illegal things on it than all the others
put together...

 

heh. Sign of motorcycling maturity, is that.

 

Says the biggest kid on the block.

 

Are you claiming to be more grown-up than me, Mr Poo-Pants?

 

****, no. I'm 19, the same as you. Right?

 

That's enough of that language young Pip. Now go to your room.

 

Right.

Pass the cider, would you.

 

Champ says...

Pass it? He'd never be able to swallow it

 

Certainly.

White Lightning:
http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc819.html

or shall we use it to make Devil's Blood:
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10138.html


I'm afraid I've been Woodpecker-free for 30 years, since last the
snake bit me. Cider appears to have moved on a little in my absence.

 

Pip wrote:

From the above link, cider appears to be a type of beer.

 

Good lord - things have changed. I was thinking more of GL [1]

[1] Gold Label [2]
[2] referred to as Gloucester Lager round here.

 

Exactly my thoughts.

We had nowt like that when Ah were a lad. It was working up the
nerve(1) to storm the Offie and blag a bottle of Woodpecker that gave
more of a rush than drinking the godawful piss.

Still, the most pissed I ever got (as a kiddie) was on a jug of stolen
homebrew (from a mate's big brother) when we had enough for about half
a pint each and then ran up and down the back lane "trying to get
pissed": it worked remarkably well. We all puked badly, having
swilled the dregs around and supped them too, then had ****-awful
hangovers later that night.


1. Walking in circles, puffing furiously on a Consulate Menthol fag,
trying desperately to look older(2), rehearsing the appropriate year
of birth, that sort of thing.
2. I was OK there, having a Loz-style(3) SpivTache from the age of
14.
3. Only in dark ginger, natch.

 

Pip says...

That's why I grew mine, I always looked way too young to get served.
Grew a tache and never had any trouble from then on. I think I was
nearly 20 by the time I got asked for ID.

 

Oi! Less of the "mature"!

Oh, well, guilty as charged then.

The nice man at JB said that the T3 is properly designed for the bike
it's intended for, being made to order and all that. Seems perfectly
okay to me, and the basic model is only £180-ish, a lot cheaper than
some "race" cans.

 

I'm considering getting one of these for the ZRX. Better flow and
2kilos lighter than the can with the cat in it..

 

I was just thinking the same thing, except I'd have described it as
"middle-aged".