Buggery Buggery Bollox

My Combie Boiler just exploded, water all over the place and flooded
flat and the one below isn't please either.

The repair company the housing association us came and serviced it
last week. Tonight its

'Sorry mate I live 3 hours drive away I can't get out there . I'll see
if I can get someone around tomorrow or Monday for you.' The bastards

Bollox it's -4 here and I can't even have a shit now no water no
heating

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Poly bag --> bin

DAMHIKIJD, OK ?

 

Heh, I've done that as well.

BORG, you still get one flush you know.

 

For heating just turn on the gas cooker. For water, find the stop valve
that supplies water to the boiler. But not the cold water one. Boil water
in cooker or kettle.

 

Heh, just keep pissing in the cistern till it's full, then dump and flush.

Sorted

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turn off the power and gas feed as well

 

You need water to piss that much I should think, much better to go to
the pub or a 24 hour garage

 

I got evicted from the flat where I had to do that. On the morning they
were due to come, I fucked off with what little belongings I had .. leaving
the bin into which aforementioned poly bags had been dumped.

 

That reminds me ...

http://home.howstuffworks.com/toilet.htm

You should be able to just chuck a bucket of water down on top of your
toley, and force it to flush..

 

That's a really rough thing to happen in this weather mate. Hope you get
it sorted soon.. On the up side, you're above someone else, so you'll
get a little heat from their place.

 

If you felt that bad why didn't just just shit straight into the bin?
Not the sort of thing I'd do but if you felt that strongly...

 

BORG barfed:

Check into a hotel and send them the bill?