Bruce "Hard Man" Willis

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3141942.stm

"If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein," he
said.

WTF?

Now surely if they are going to make another Die Hard, the baddy will
have to be in the flim for longer than 4 seconds?

Or will it be like in Danger Mouse, and we will never really see the
baddy, just his cat?

 

Presumably 4 seconds is how long it will take him to shit himself and call
in an airstrike...

 

Eh, I thought everyone knew that Danger Mouse's enemy was the evil Baron
Silas Greenback

 

Errrm, Inspector Gadget?

 

<fx: claw voice>

"I'll get you next time, Grainger... next time!"

 

Usually, this would be where the unsufferable "cute" girl shows up to
save the day. As the roles appear to be all mixed up we'll wait for
"Skeletor" Bonwick instead.

 

Enough of all that, what about the baddy in Batfink? Who was that?

 

http://www.batfink.com/ doesn't seem to have any actual links to info,
unfortunately...

 

He's beginning to believe his own movies. Just like Ronald Reagan did.

 

"christofire" replied to Power Grainger

Nah, Im pretty sure it'll be Batfink "Your bullets cannot harm me, my wings
are like a shield of steel!"

 

On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 20:30:00 +0100, Timo Geusch

I see Shrub getting in for another term, followed by Eastwood (if he's
still alive and hasn't been killed for his crocodile-like skin by a
rogue poacher). Willis is just too much of a lightweight
carpet-muncher, whose only talent is for talking out of his arse.

The prospect of any of those zimmer-wielding has-beens getting to be
in charge of the world's largest donut factory fills me with dread.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Nah, that's BA Baracas, surely?

 

As my obvious irony chip has gained a claire exception routine, perhaps,
not sure, gosh I'm jolly confused, thing.

Bruce Willis wouldn't fly to Britain, as arranged, to promote the 2001
film 'Bandits' because of the threat of terrorists. Post WTC. When the
US economy (read western) needed the celebrity confidence injection.

What a ****. Quite happy to send the 'joined the army because I can't
afford college to get me out of unemployment wasteland that is white,
christian mid west US' to die in a a war but won't endorse low risk, even
in current clime, air travel.

 

O. I didn't know that. Or if i ever did, it fell out of my brain to be
replaced with words like, erm, donuts. I am feeling distinctly like
Homer Simpson at the moment.

Hear hear. Maybe he thinks Saddam's missing WMD are in the holds of
all the planes that fly between the US and UK.

 

wrote

Safer for them, yes.

 

So you're saying they're yeller then?

 

wrote

Well I wouldn't want to jump to any conclusions.

 

Maybe the cunts simply prefer long, theraputic sea voyages. Ha. Betcha never
thought of that!

 

In my expererience (I generally do about 2 or 3 flights a
month) American security is pretty poor compared to
European.

But given this I'm still happy enough to fly. The risk of a
plane being taken out is so small compared to the risk of a
car taking me out when on a bike.

 

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