British road etiquette

Summer(*) coming, I see my daily commuting path (A86 East of Paris)
invaded by all of Northern Europe pouring down to where they expect some
sun. This includes a fair number of vehicles from the other side of the
Channel. Since I want to give a good image of the French bikers, what is
the proper way to thank a British lady for eventually complying to the
various signs asking her to **** off with her sodding caravan?

1) extend a leg, French style
2) waving
3) give a finger
4) boot the side of the car
5) fart in her general direction

PS: also came across a British biker: Harley-like bike (possibly
Kawasaki), black & yellow Hein Gericke jacket, possibly short black
beard. Good person. Filtering on the periph (**) at reasonable speed and
despite this, moves to side without the need for asking. <bows>

(*) obviously not speaking about the weather ATM.

(**) a (corrected) made me type "perish"

 

she won't see you, so any of the above are really for your own entertainment.

 

http://files.devon.gov.uk/roadsafety/adayoutindevon.wmv

 

<g> nice

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, christofire

Blimey, North Wales could learn a thing or two there, eh?

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