Bring Out Your Dead

A sound principle. I try to forget, but the mental scars will always be
with me.

 

Keswick.

 

If you're now officially bonkers, perhaps you'd like to reconsider the
Drifter?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

"I'm getting better".

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Cool! They don't have electricity up there, do they?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

It would probably be less effort to make your own. Except you'd probably
end up with a lathe and an angle grinder in there somewhere.

 

<prints invoice>

 

I can see a slight problem with that machine.

Someone appears to have fitted the swing arm to the front wheel

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

<trivialise mode>

I think that shying away from the KH500 might be the sensible option.

</tm>
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..75830../..18846.../..3214./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 24 Pts: 400 Miles: 1589

 

If it's serious, can I have the bling mobile?[1]

[1] This probably says something about my mental state.

 

Boots Blakeley says...

In a very unLozzo-like manner, I wish to exclude myself from this
particular will, unless I can have just the workshop equipment and
machines.

Please don't will me any of the bikes, or I'll curse your memory
forever more

 

I'll say... TOTAL spectrum )

 

Hehe, symptoms are similar for me. Everything in life is sweet but the
zippedy doodahh zippedy day doesn't come my way. Occasionally get a
yeeehaa when I'm out on the bike though.

Mental can be sorted with drugs or changing your life to one without the
stuff that makes you sad. Still leaves the essential you in place.

Physical means a surgeon cutting away bits of your brain, chances are
that some bit which makes you you being damaged in the process.

 

It's confusing, sometimes when I'm pissed, I get on it facing the wrong
way (I think);-)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

S'wot I fort.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Boots Blakeley

No, I'm leaving it to Lozzo.

****'s sake, I must have painted this much worse than I meant to. I am
not dying any faster than I was last week, I'm just very slightly fucked
in the head. ;^)

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

And this is news to us how exactly?



--
Dnc
<this space pending>
B1200 - Back ~|~ VS800 - borked
TS150 - squatting ~|~ V2300 - flat cap and rug

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

Aaaaaaargh

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

On advice, I have just cancelled the "FS: Blingmobile" post I prepared.

 

Not to mention having an inbuilt safety feature - a weak spot that
breaks every time Alex drops the bike. To ensure repeat busi^h^h^h to
ensure there's no damage at the mounting points, or twisting of the
frame etc.

--
Dnc
<this space pending>
B1200 - Back ~|~ VS800 - borked
TS150 - squatting ~|~ V2300 - flat cap and rug

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003