Brian will like this'un!<g>

(cuz Brian really admires RedNecks, like me, heh heh )
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~~~~~~Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"
 >  
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in
his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"
 > 
    "Thank you very much for the call,sir." >
The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. 
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
leave.Later on that day,the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey there,
Virgil! This heres uh Floyd.  Did tha Sheriff come out thera?"
 >
"Yeeow, they did!"
  > 
"Did they split yer farwood?"

"Un huh!"
 >  
"Happy Birthday, ole buddy!"

(Who says rednecks aren't real bright?!)
Who sed that?? <G>