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hmmm.. Yep.. the Bedwetter is sure fucked up .. Damn, I didn't know Llama
hair
mixed in with that shit could do all that to a guy.. Whew..

 

I didn't know "hips" would cause anyone to piss their bed.. ROTFL.. And, I
didn't

 

hmmm.. Thought maybe you were still jackin' off that Llama gelding.. trying
to
figure out why you can't breed him.. lmao.. Well.. anyway.. wetting the bed
finally paid off for you, huh ? The U.S.Army put your bedwetting ass off
their
reservation at Ft.Hood.. if it hadn 't been for all those ol' pesky deputies
in
Bell County fucking with, you over that dope shit you were messing with,
you'd
have been home free.. huh ? Damn.. LEOs' anyway..

Damn.. even the Army had to skate your bedwetting ass to Ft,Lewis to process
you out.. Them badass dudes in Bell county sure made it hot for you, didn't
they ? ROTFL

 

Good GRIEF!!! That's funnier than when I told Nurick he was riding 50
miles of travel around Houston on a city bus!!!

Do you believe Stevie Shitless will honest take anyone up on that free
airfare? Hell, he'd have to sell a few of his gerbils (or llamas or
some shit) to get cab fare to the airport!

 

Hey the wife talked me out of it okay! Well okay she threatened to not cook
striebe, pierogi and such. Damn woman was hitting below the belt! Airfare? I
will never fly commercial again. My last flight was 2001. Went to Ok with two
teenagers and three dogs...still hate Ks.

Kick their asses? Hey they had plenty of time until 2001. They knew where I
lived, could have called ahead. I'm a good host even to their type of scum. I
had little time to myself then, field problems, gunnery, NTC, deployments etc.
around that time I was gone a good 4-5 months a year. That leaves no time for
trips to DFW etc. Leave? I couldn't stand being away from the unit much more
than 10 days and that was spent with honey-do projects like fence rebuilding.

As for kicking their asses? At that time I'd have relished it and done a
thorough job. Now days? I really could give less than a flying **** at a rolling
doughnut. I just want them to admit to lying about me. Period, they should pray
I stay married. Single I'd probably do something I'd regret. 41+ years and I've
always had plausible deniability when it really mattered. How many people can
cross a room full of people and not have anyone remember their presence,
including their best friend. I'm not sneaky, hell I'm the least sneaky person
you could meet!

By the way dumb question (something I know I should remember) just what are you
riding these days? It's danged embarrassing as I know you've mentioned it in the
last couple of weeks. Geez I hope I'm not getting Alzheimer's... FYI I still
ride that 79' GL1000 it just fits and the next best thing looks to be the Moto
Guzzi Breva.

 

ROTFL.. Ain't you the lucky one?

Well okay she threatened to not cook

<evil grin> There's always Greyhound.. hmmm.. I take a flight, now and
then..
Since you feel so strong about those Walkers' .. make me an offer..

LMAO.. Got yourself a new one.. huh ? Running Ft. Hood is a full time job,
alright..
I can't help but be amazed how one guy could do all that from the stockade
and/or
the dispensary.. hmmm.. Pissing that bed to get that medical discharge
really is
time consuming too, isn't it ? ROTFLMAO

But.. you DIDN'T.. did you ? Why not ? You've sure spent a lot of time on
usenet.. ranting and raving about your outrage and what you were going to
do about it.. LOL

Now days? I really could give less than a flying **** at a rolling

Why don't you just STFU about it, then ?

I just want them to admit to lying about me.

In your dreams, bedwetter.. <evil grin>

Period, they should pray

<another evil grin> Here we go, again..

41+ years and I've

ROTFLMAO.. Damn.. that Llama hair mixed in that shit you are smoking is
really working on you, bedwetter..

Holy shit, Bedwetter.. you don't even hallucinate with "plausible
deniability"..

 

And just as coincidence has it, I'll be likely right in his
neighborhood somewhere in just a couple days.....Maybe he could ride
that ragged beater motorcycle with the maypop tires on it over and do
all that ass kicking he's been screaming about for a couple years?

 

I ride a 2007 Silver Goldwing GL1800

Redshad

 

Red-Shad, the main man...notices something odd here: ''Usenet pussy??
All fucked up?? Bjays got a brother on here?? ILL be damned.
Redshad




WTF's happening here. My bro, Yajb, could be around here, quite
possibly, if so; he is usually nebulous, in his netuse.

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 

Keith Schffer implies;
''I'd rather work every day that sit on my ass like some people I know
here.''


replies:

''I sit on my ass, cuz I am retarded'' I earned the right to sit on it.
I sit on it on my tractor, my bike, my diesel, my breakfast table, my
recleiner watching Golf,my webby rocking chair, a chair in Golden
Corral, and a golf cart fairly often.

(I‘ be‘ damn, I do sit on my ass alot, not like some that dont,
''who do have to work'')

I need to improve my life style.

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 

Keith Schffer implies;
''I'd rather work every day that sit on my ass like some people I know
here.''


replies:

''I sit on my ass, cuz I am retarded'' I earned the right to sit on it.
I sit on it on my tractor, my bike, my diesel, my breakfast table, my
recleiner watching Golf,my webby rocking chair, a chair in Golden
Corral, and a golf cart fairly often.

(I' be' damn, I do sit on my ass alot, not like some that dont,
''who do have to work'')

I need to improve my life style.

lol.. Don't let ol'Sgt. Bedwetter fool you, Bjay.. He sits on his ass
because the last real job he had, was the U.S.Army.. didn't like it
much and besides those Bell County boys were closing in on him
for all those drugs he was passing around..

Kinda hard to get another "real job".. soon as the employer reads
the resume that says the reason he left his last employment in-
volved "bedwetting" they show him the door..

But.. don't go feeling sorry for him, either.. He's discovered his
niche in life.. he bought himself a prized Llama gelding.. soon
as he figures out how to breed that sucker to another Llama, he's
set to make a fortune.. Now.. I don't know much about Llamas ..
something similar to a camel, I think.. but.. geldings.. where I
come from .. have had their nuts cut out.. I guess that would pay
pretty good if the Bedwetting Wonder can ever figure out how to
do that.. Anyway.. FWIW..

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 

I didn't know that.. Well hell.. I'll be damned too..

 

<tease>
Oh yeah the red headed step child. ;^) Sorry, I just never have liked all the
stuff that got added on over the years. I know how to use GPS and wont get one,
prefer a real map...etc etc.

 

Keith Schffer implies;
''I'd rather work every day that sit on my ass like some people I know
here.''


replies:

''I sit on my ass, cuz I am retarded'' I earned the right to sit on it.
I sit on it on my tractor, my bike, my diesel, my breakfast table, my
recleiner watching Golf,my webby rocking chair, a chair in Golden
Corral, and a golf cart fairly often.

(I' be' damn, I do sit on my ass alot, not like some that dont,
''who do have to work'')

I need to improve my life style.

Oh calm down cousin! I wasn't picking on you, honest. Me I've got to survey the
yard for a above ground pool today and install it tomorrow. Kind of cool that my
weekend falls at the start of a week isn't it?

 

LOL.. "change the subject"... "change the subject".. Well ok.. Are you still
trying to figure out how to breed that gelding.. <evil grin> No nuts..
dumbass..
No nuts.. just like you..

 

Yeah.. "kinda cool".. What are you going to do with that "above ground
pool"..
Water therapy ain't gonna grow nuts on that Llama and it sure won't help you
with your own nut problem, either..

 

Sargent Keith wonders''?
Redshad,
By the way dumb question (something I know I should remember) just what
are you riding these days? It's danged embarrassing as I know you've
mentioned it in the last couple of weeks. Geez I hope I'm not getting
Alzheimer's... FYI I still ride that 79' GL1000 it just fits and the
next best thing looks to be the Moto Guzzi Breva.
-
Keith Schiffner



=Keith Schiffer:
I ride a 2007 Silver Goldwing GL1800
Redshad




I hate to say it, Keith, you musta had a case of ''someTimers'' at the
first of the year, or you just didnt come around much, because we shore
did read, and respond a bunch around here about Redshad's 07 Silver Big
Barge, for most of Jan and Feb. (chuckle) So much that louie the Great,
went and traded off Two good ''V'' Bikes, and got him one of them
barges too. (chuckle)


But, they shore are purty, and will haul some ass. (chuckle)

For what's it worth, Keith.

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 

Heck I probably glossed over it... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. I do
agree they are VERY nice. Just too many do-hickeys and such for my taste.
<shrugs> I like bikes to be simple, I quit needing a blazingly fast motorcycle
decades ago. What I mean is my Goldwing (1979 GL1000) is probably the last big
bike displacement wise I'll own. Been searching the various manufactures for
something that suits me and ironically I've been leaning to the Moto Guzzi Breva
(750cc) which can out run my old wing easily yet comes across as very similar.
Naturally there isn't a dealer with in shopping distance. It boils down to that
a IMZ/Ural Patrol OR keep the old wing and rebuild as needed until there is no
more gas to be had.

This is just the EASY part of my life...then there is the eternal T-500 rebuild,
buying a new motor for the wing etc. That's not counting the livestock or the
family. My life is less simple than most and I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

My first bike was a T500. They respond well to port work and boring and
jetting.

 

wrote earlier:
Sgt.Schiffer: I hate to say it, Keith, you musta had a case of
''someTimers'' at the first of the year, or you just didnt come around
much, because we shore did read, and respond a bunch around here about
Redshad's 07 Silver Big Barge, for most of Jan and Feb. (chuckle) So
much that louie the Great, went and traded off Two good ''V'' Bikes, and
got him one of them barges too. (chuckle)



Bjay,Heck I probably glossed over it... Beauty is in the eye of the beer
holder. I do agree they are VERY nice. (Sgt Schiffer)


bjay here again: ya auto watch that ''glossing'' stuff, when on this
little group.
Save it for Reekyville. heh-heh

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)