BRIAN WALKER AND HIS FANTASIES

Wouldn't know...watch the obese cow ONCE in the 80's and that was it.

 

LOL.. I wouldn't worry too much about Louie and Bjay.. After all, everyone
knows
that Bjays' wife is my first cousin, twice removed and Louie is just trying
to stir up
trouble in the "family"..

Your real problem is with ol' Two Bit Thompson and his legal team of Vic,
Ari Rank-
um and Keith Bedwetter.. <evil grin> Now THAT is awesome opposition..
Meantime
the motorcycle is back in your garage and ol' Two Bit is sweating bullets
for his ****
up.. As long as the boys can pay their telephone bills, he'll be getting
those phone
calls about how those mean old Walkers have made all their money by screwing
folks in the motorcycle biz.. hmmm.. Come to think about it.. I've never
sold a motor-
cycle to anyone.. especially any of these players.. Makes me real curious
about all
these folks ol' Two Bits claims I've done a number on.. Maybe he's talking
about
your little time spent in retail sales.. working for one of the leading
retailers in our
area.. I sure didn't know that you'd ventured up into wherever it is ol' Ari
Rankum
hangs out or the Bedwetter is claiming to live, nowadays.. I sure didn't
know that
you'd been in the Michigan area.. Damn.. you need to keep in touch..

 

ROTFL MAO... There you go .. Thompson.. whoops.. Better go answer that
phone.. thought I heard it ringing, again.. ROTFLMAO

 

Why do you keep chirping about it..? Obviously, you didn't have the money
to buy it ..

 

A judge in his 'right mind'? Coming from you, Bill that sounds a bit
strange, lol... I mean, how would you be able to tell?..lol...

So, what your trying to say is that it really was 1500.00 that Brian agreed
to?

The summers are way too hot down there, Bill. I'll just sit up here and
watch the two of you make fools of yourselves. Time for another laugh
break?....lol...

 

"Bill Walker"

If you take a minute, I'm sure you'll recall that Brian was going to come
to Michigan once, and then read that we had strict Adultry laws, so he
decided to stay away, lol... Hey, I'm not making this up, Google it!

Vic

 

Actually, I'm going to be in the Detroit area (unless the trip gets
cancelled again) in the next couple weeks.

Should I look you up? We can sure go through photos of a fine
motorcycle and what it looks like when it's not being screwed up by a
Mesquite junk dealer....

Shit, I'd even buy you a steak dinner...I'm sure Detroit has those....

 

Well hell.. sparky.. I was in the Detroit area, once.. a long time ago..
Didn't much like the place and came back home.. Best I can recall,
though.. the city was filthy and prostitutes were swarming.. 'Bout time
they cleaned some of that mess up..

See there.. lot's of difference between "going to" and being there..
Back to what I said.. "didn't know you'd been in the Michigan area"..
Hell.. you don't even have to do any googling or anything.. it's in the
post just above your juvenile response.. ROTFLMAO..

 

Hold your breath.. and make sure the contact information is verifiable..
I'd sure like to see all this..

 

You're right. Now I don't. I went and bought a new one. I would have
absolutely bought Brian's but that was sold (or so he told me).

 

Well .. ain't this a crying damned shame.. Snooze, you lose.. huh ?
Brian has got three of them suckers sitting in his garage, now.. Maybe
next time you find some money, you might make a deal.. Better do
some heavy duty adjusting before you go, though.. He'll probably tell
you the same thing he did last time.. "Sorry, already sold it".. lol..

I've got a Green Vulcan I'll sell you, though.. Let's make a deal.. I'm a
little more mercenary than Brian.. Besides.. I like you and Brian don't..

 

If you get up into the Caro area (about 100 miles north of Detriot) drop
me an email. I'll buy you a beer, or soft drink, whatever you prefer.

Hey, if you're in the area, go for it.

Like I said, Detroit's about 100 miles south of Caro. I wouldn't walk
accross the street to meet you Brian, so the 100 mile drive/ride to Detroit
is out of the question. Besides, if we were to meet and by chance ended up
getting along (fat chance, huh?), we'd both lose my main sourse of usenet
entertainment. Thanks for the offer though.

Vic

 

Oh he lied to you? Colour me shocked! NOT!

 

I think you've missed a few of his post. He's come across far better than a post
or two would lead you to believe. Sorry if I was crabby with you, cold, rainy,
windy and hail also. East of us had a little F1/2 tornado nothing worth worrying
about.

 

Hey, dummy. He told me he sold it. Here...

http://www.twtex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16962

Brian wrote: "Well I put it on Craigslist and two hours later a guy
stopped by with cash in hand. SOLD..."

I'm so touched, sweetie. But no thanks... I don't need a beginner's
bike.

 

Yeah, imagine.

Here's what he said to me...:
"Well I put it on Craigslist and two hours later a guy stopped by with
cash in hand. SOLD..."

 

Maybe the guy didn't keep it clean enough, and Brian sued and got his bike
back? A bit unbelievable, but if that's not what happened then he must have
lied....lol. Oh wait, maybe the guy fianlly came to his sences and realized
that 1800.00 was way to much to pay... lol...lol

 

Damn.. Sgt. Bedwetter.. that reads like a mess of weather up there.. Get
your
business back in order with those old deputies in Bell County.. you might be
able to get back into your favorite place in the whole wide world..

Nah.. too many bad old memories down here for you, huh ? Besides that,
those
guys sure frown on pillheads and dope smoking.. And you know.. they don't
dis-
charge you from jail for pissing your bed.. like the Army does.. I know it
ain't a
real big deal for you, but you gotta consider.. the Walkers' are still
around and
you might just have to back up some of your usenet bullshit that you've been
slinging around for such a long time.. Whew.. I bet people would pay money
to
watch.. LMAO..

 

ROTFL.. well hell.. Lot's of people can vouch that it can keep up with
most anything .. Most of them can attest that it's been well maintained
and taken care of.. Never been raced.. dropped or broke in any way..
Today's "deal" day.. Remember.. snooze, you lose... <evil grin>

Well damn.. now that I'm thinkin' 'bout it.. If you didn't have $1500 to
buy Brians' bike, you sure can't afford to consider buying mine.. LOL

You are a hoot... cornmeal.. a real hoot..

 

Could be that his offer was kinda like the usenet offer that ol'cornbread
was
making.. Mother fuckers can't rub two quarters together and trying to buy a
motorcycle on usenet.. LMAO.. Might be .. that ol' Brian just decided he
didn't
want to sell his motorcycle to either one of the fuckers, too..

I just love it when you little usenet wannabes try to impress each other..
lol

Ol' Chris has been fucking around on reeky for years .. trying to buy a
motor-
cycle..