Breathalysed In Your Own Home

Yes. 25.19 is not that fat.
You're allowed +10% before the fat police stop you.

Anyway the BMI is just an excuse for short fat people.
For the same shape, mass is proportional to the cube
of height, not the square.

 

<recalculates>

20.32!

Wahey!

 

Is that so? Fat can make you wider and deeper but I have never seen
anyone it has made taller. I suppose if does if you are a fathead to
start with

 

Yebbut,, the scale points would be different then. I quess that
anything over 15 would be considered fat and anything over 20 would be
clinically obese [1]

[1] Roughly calculated by dividing by the convenient approximation of
1.75M to an average men's height..

 

Well, quite. I don't drive after more than one or two pints.

We used to get so pissed we had to help each other onto our mopeds and
push down the hill to get the bikes going and use the momentum to stay
upright... Happy days.

 

Is it? oh ****

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You could have chosen 21, you heartless swine.

 

"Gorra get on... Wha? ...bike... Too drunk t'walk, shee?"

I only ever forgot the sidestand when I'd had a few.

 

There's a self-regulating mechanism comes into play when you're
drink-riding; if you get too drunk, you fall off. Sorted.

--

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Not denying it. But were I a mere 14stone again I'd be thin again. Not slim,
but thin. There is a difference.

 

Sez who?

 

I *was* rounding things out in a very robust manner. I don't mind
saying 21 if you don't mind being rounded out?

 

The employers who put an individual on notice at a recent preliminary
hearing I attended.

 

There's got to be more to it than that.

Health problems relating to being overweight leading to mucho time off work
sick? Or a job that requires plenty of physical activity which the fatty
could no longer do?

You surely cannot expect anyone to believe that Fatso O'Sullivan from
Accounts on the third floor is going to get fired just because he ate all
the pies?

FFS, that'd be half or more of the executives out on the fat bottoms right
away!

 

Believe what you like but it's the, inconsistently applied, policy.
Although a drone from accounts is unlikely to be viewed as safety
critical.

It may interest budding train drivers that this policy is not confined to
one company. Job offers (Virgin) have also been withdrawn because an
individuals BMI has been greater than 27 (IIRC).

 

Ahhh so there is more to it.

Phew! In my line of work there's no safety critical wot not, so I can keep
munching the pies then

Not that I've got a clue what my BMI is, but it's bound to be high, because
I am a fat ****.

 

Paraphrased...
"You are a fat bastard."

 

According to the BMI Jona Lumo (sp) is obese. Go figure that.

 

Well, he's not exactly a picture of health, is he?

 

Have I not been keeping up? When I heard what I quoted he was still able
to do 100yds in 10 something seconds.

Something happened to him?