Breathalysed In Your Own Home

If you have nothing to hide you shall have nothing to fear. Kollege.

 

Exactly, and the State is the People and the People are the State; so it
must be for our own good.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

I'm 36 thanks, 6'2 & 14st.

I'm the same about speeding wankers too, anyone daft enough to be caught
should have their licence taken away for their own safety as well as others.

 

A Chesire publicanhas just been done, 1 sherry, 2 wine prior to driving
home. This was accepted as not putting her over limit.
1 Brandy at home before breathaliser.
She was done up like a kipper.

 

So speeding is fine while not wanking, cool

You sound bitter, nevr actulayy passed your test have you ?

 

Oll wright I read it rong

 

Quite the little safety Nazi, aren't you?

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

YTC#1 wrote:

What are publicanhas?
Some sort of South American fish?

That proves it then!

 

So you've a mental age of about 8 and are a fat **** to-boot.

Fine.

Yeah, yeah yeah.

 

Hmm, this seems wrong. Still little surprises me about this sort of
paranoia.

 

It may seem wrong, but I believe it was a jury job.

 

Erm.... since when did 14st at 6'2" a fat **** make?

 

BMI > 25 = fat **** QED

 

That doesn't take account of whether the person is a scrawny wimp or built
like a brick shithouse though.
Loadabollox if you ask me.

 

Oooh. Harsh call.

 

Zobo Kolonie wrote

So, you too are a fat ****?

 

No, it's not. Overdoing is, mind.

Ho yuss. Big-style.

 

Denial if you ask me. Obviously another fat ****.

 

Either way a BMI > 30 is enough to cost you your job.

 

Some juries are as thick as pigshit. Correction; all juries are as thick
as pigshit.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19