BOSM...?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Feb 12, 2004.

  1. Lozzo

    Owen Guest

    Stands to reason, he's a car bear...
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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 14, 2004
    #21
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  2. Lozzo

    Owen Guest

    Oewch... cnut... :)
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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 14, 2004
    #22
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  3. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Previously on ukrm, Oldbloke said...
    I'll grant you that, apologies and comiserations
     
    Lozzo, Feb 14, 2004
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  4. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Previously on ukrm, Owen said...
    Job done then, enjoy.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 14, 2004
    #24
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    tallbloke Guest

    Heh, singles corner swelled by one.
     
    tallbloke, Feb 14, 2004
    #25
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    Ginge Guest

    I may bring the SZR.
     
    Ginge, Feb 14, 2004
    #26
  7. Lozzo

    Owen Guest

    Marina is still funny about me wearing them in bed... FFS, she's had 2
    weeks to get used to them! - Huh, wimin.....
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 14, 2004
    #27
  8. Lozzo

    darsy Guest

    I might bring the....shee-it god*damn*! I don't own a single any more
    :-/
     
    darsy, Feb 14, 2004
    #28
  9. darsy wrote
    This part of your defence is it? "I have seen the error of my ways
    M'lud and am in the process of disposing of those evil motorcycles which
    have so blighted my life."
     
    steve auvache, Feb 14, 2004
    #29
  10. Lozzo

    darsy Guest

    err, no. It's just that I have two twins and an inline four, and no
    single.
     
    darsy, Feb 14, 2004
    #30
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    marina Guest

    Who says I don't? Not the Daytonas, obviously, much too big, but I
    have a very fine pair of Altbergs. Anyway, I have a long history of
    wearing boots in bed - I was so fond of my smart new red wellies that
    I got for my fourth birthday, I refused to take them off at bedtime,
    and my parents let me keep them on. (Funny how they were not on when I
    woke up in the morning.)

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    XV535 (sold), GPZ500S (promised), SR250 (in bits). BOTAFOT12, BOD#2, BOTAFOS#2.
    KotLBOD#s, KotLBOTAFOS#s,IMC#2, Tart#10-19, SR#3
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    "You're a national treasure" - porl, 18.1.03
     
    marina, Feb 14, 2004
    #31
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    Owen Guest

    D*ckh**d! How the f*ck is she going to make an impression walking up
    my back wearing Daytonas? FFS Champ, don't you know that stilleto's
    are de rigeur? You really show yourself up sometimes.....
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 14, 2004
    #32
  13. Lozzo

    Owen Guest

    snip
    snip

    So I'm stupid... you already know this so whats new?
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 14, 2004
    #33
  14. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Previously on ukrm, marina said...
    This answers so many unasked questions.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 14, 2004
    #34
  15. Lozzo

    Owen Guest

    Sorry, who's cross with Bear?
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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 15, 2004
    #35
  16. Lozzo

    Owen Guest

    ....Yeah and thats another thing... those bloody wellies...
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    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 15, 2004
    #36
  17. Gladly my cross-eyed bear...
     
    pseudoplatypus, Feb 15, 2004
    #37
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Harold be thy name.
     
    Colin Irvine, Feb 15, 2004
    #38
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    sweller Guest

    Thy Kingston come

    Thy Wimbledon
     
    sweller, Feb 16, 2004
    #39
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    Owen Guest

    Bear's cross-eyed? - Been on that skunkweed again? That is *so*
    irresponsible.....

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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 16, 2004
    #40
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