BOSM thanks to...

I'm on a fucking diet, you ****. Give it a couple of weeks...

 

I'm going to have to do something too, the scales momentarily hit 12st
before settling on 11st 11lb. I've never seen it do 12 before.

I have to breathe in to get my leathers on and I can't get as much in my
pockets any more. So 10st 9lb is the target. Don't think I'll see 9st
7lb again. Not until I get something incurable.

Anyway, it's cheaper than cylinder head(s) porting.

Want to be in "Not So Fat Club"?

 

I've been fatter than this, but I'm still not happy - I can get my
leathers on, but it wouldn't be comfortable for a track day. So...I've
got about 5 weeks to lose 1/2 a stone.

I'm aiming for 11st 8lb or under - much less than that and I actually
start to look thin.

sure. At the very least, I'm giving up all booze during the week, and
cutting down on a Saturday evening. Probably eat healthy stuff for
lunch too.

 

**** - she got out of that coffin a bit lively, between the church and
the crematorium, then. Well done sweller/Nan.

I suppose we needn't have bothered having the Morning Star print that
obituary, then.

 

I use it.

I also use "heavens to murgatroyd" and "gadzooks", so I don't think
I'm much of a yardstick where contemporary language is concerned.

 

I'm having a stab at cycling to burn some fat.

Yesterday I cycled to Windsor and back. And popped into the Fudge
Kitchen.

Plan B, anyone?

 

I'm in the process of tidying up my pedal cycle so I can sell it.

never heard of it. I presume it's not a health-food shop, though.

liposuction.

 

Not quite, no. http://www.fudgekitchen.co.uk/

I'll warm up the Dyson...

 

OIC - you fat bastard.

 

If you get down to 9st 7lb Sweller, I'll GIVE you those leathers we were
talking about in the pub. (they won't fit you otherwise)

Cheers

 

What, the Dawes? Did you get much use out of it?

 

<fx: wipes tears from eyes>

Don't do that Platy, it's embarrassing when you fall off your chair at work.

 

no, which is why I'm going to sell it.

 

Not in the Grainger camp it wasn't.

 

Why?

I was in Windsor on Friday and managed (thankfully) to entirely miss that
horrible street and it's fast food shops, fat tourists and crap.

 

Err, you did but only managed 6mph iirc

 

So that she can do Kimberly's pubes? Once they've regrown, natch.

 

It's a cut above the Torygraph, let's be honest.

 

'Er indoors wanted to go.

While we were there, I picked up some tickets for (the) Rodney Bewes
doing Three Men In A Boat.

What with that and the fudge, I could just about live with the
fact it's a tourist hellhole. For half an hour.

 

Don't get me wrong, there is only one street in Windsor that I think is a
hell hole and that's the one outside the castle
where the fudge shop is.

The rest of Windsor is very pleasant and I would move back there if I had
the cash and very good
double glazing to bloke out the aeroplane noise.