BOSM thanks to...

Flexifoil are a manufacturer, who may make some deltas, however this
isn't - it's a <variable size> traction kite - ie ram air aerofoil.

 

Liposuction.

--
Platypus - (surreal)
Triumph Trophy 1200 (The Incredible Hulk)
VN800 Drifter (still for sale)
R80RT (for sale - spares or repairs)
Z200 (Fear the Distance Monster!)
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP...

It works!

 

Doesnotcompute wrote

Oh right. You need wind for those.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

And that was a problem at BOSM? <boggle>

 

Nigel Eaton wrote

It can be. I thought you had met Robbo?

 

This wind is very small. That wind is far away.

--
Platypus - (surreal)
Triumph Trophy 1200 (The Incredible Hulk)
VN800 Drifter (still for sale)
R80RT (for sale - spares or repairs)
Z200 (Fear the Distance Monster!)
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

platypus says...

And Kimberley's wind is very loud.

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YZF1000R, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

I did indeed once try the "Sorry love, but we've got all that stuff
from up in the attic in your old bedroom now. Oh, and the old
semi-full sized rocking horse that your granny left us - that one that
weighs about half a ton and would be incredibly difficult to move
again, you know" method.

It didn't work -- she just took over the living room and the sofa bed
within it until we surrendered.

Kids eh? To start with you can't live without 'em, and some years
later you can't get rid of 'em.

 

I didn't realise that we'd worked together Champ.

 

Christ yes, that girl could fart for England. Not surprising her jeans were
full of holes.

 

Did you expect more than that?

 

mups says...

She does a mean burp too.

--
Lozzo : The anti-Timo
YZF1000R, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

After swallowing, presumably?

 

Nigel Eaton says...

I wouldn't know

--
Lozzo : The anti-Timo
YZF1000R, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

Well I drew the line at the "sir tony is funny" line.

Then again my tolerance is low. Oddly though, IRL I suspect we've
similar tolerance levels.

 

Doesnotcompute wrote
Particularly unlikely now

I'd venture a "completely knackered" at this point for those that
endured the entire duration of Loz's penance ..

Cheers,

Paul.

 

Doesnotcompute posted:

Ahem - 13mph in full kit (aside from helmet). Couldn't do a second
land-speed record style confirmation run though.

 

"Up the stick". My Nan used to say that! Never heard it used by
anyone else!

 

I have only two gripes with that pub: 1. Why can't they get Guinness?
2. Why can't there be an extension - just until midnight?