BOSM, Team UKRM, Hair Loss

Sometime on Saturday night there will be a case of sudden and
considerable weight loss, occasioned solely by Pip having his silly
head shaved.
That will be a #1 over the heid, and clippers around the rest.

Coming about as a result of a chance remark by a recent Essex ex-pat,
the concept of Pip having his crowning glory removed (by force, if
necessary) came about. Those of you who have seen him, especially
recently, will know that there is not a lot of face visible - and some
may say (with some justification) that this is not a bad thing.

Imagine if you will the sacrifice being made - not so much by Pip but
by those who will have to suffer the ugly git being fully visible over
the rest of the weekend. If you would like to ease the suffering, or
at least make it worthwhile, there is a way.

Go to: http://www.garagepixies.co.uk/The Big Shave.htm
and use the PayPal button on the page to make a donation.

Should you have some quasi-religious revulsion against the use of
online payment schemes, drop Elly an email and she will send you the
Pixie Central address for cheques.

All funds received will go directly to the Racing Fund for Team UKRM's
assault on the KRC Endurance Racing Championship.


For those of you who can't be there and pay their dues in the flesh,
so to speak - and be subject to the unimaginable horror of Pip
wandering drunkenly about in all his naked glory - a web page bearing
pictorial proof of the hair loss will be accessible once a donation
has been made.


I thank you for your support.

 

Have you got a hat? On a normal human, 80% of heat loss is
through the head. I imagine that with you in your current
state, that'll be about 10%...

 

ohmigod!! well, errr, its prob a good job I can't make it to the BOSM after
all! Have a nice shave, and send me your snail mail address.

 

I feel sort of guilty now. But I can't wait to see the photos!

Are you giving the bird to anyone in particular?

I don't have a paypal account. Bank transfer?

Wa-hay!

 

Pip posted:

Good job you're doing this - any longer and you'll be fending off
romantic advances from Cousin It.

 

I think he looks like a particulalry unkept Orangutang.

 

Let the guilty hold up his hand ...

No, it's a general sort of thing.

I'll ask Elly to sort that. Can I assume your ukrm.net addy works?

I 'ate you Blaney ...

 

Thank you for those few kind words, chaps.

 

<emailed>

 

What do you mean, he *is* Cousin It!

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Elly - a not very happy Pixie
Uzi - a CBR600F Sport
Spike - FZ400 - firing on 3 cylinders
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elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk

 

After Saturday night, I will mostly be wearing a balaclava, the
orientation of which will be entirely arbitrary.

 

" "

 

Good on yer Pip. I'm *so* glad I'm bringing my camera. )

 

Quite right too!

I've emailed your ukrm.net and Elly's gp.

*proud*

 

Elly posted:

Cousin It would smell better.

 

<chucks fiver in the pot>

Hopefully I'll be there to see the dastardly deed.

 

*class*

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You're welcome.

 

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Elly - a not very happy Pixie
Uzi - a CBR600F Sport
Spike - FZ400 - firing on 3 cylinders
MRO#32 ibW#25 BoTAFOT#46 BoTAFOF #46 GP#1 UKRMRM#00 TWA#3
http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
"Angel in the kitchen ... "
elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk

 

Startling resemblance to a shocked looking Peter Green during his 'acid
wasted tramp' phase on the top piccy.