BOSM - Team UKRM Auction

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Stimulates the wossname and perks you up no end. The balance of light is
important too.

 

<steps forward smartly, bangs to attention>

I'd like to volunteer for that difficult and dangerous task, Mister
Eaton!

<furtively shuffles thistles from glove to glove>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

No rush, no rush. Look, 24-hour race, right? He won't be riding for more
than eight of those hours. That leaves <removes socks> 16. Every twenty
minutes for 16 hours, that's... <removes remaining clothes> 48
opportunities to abuse him. Plenty to go round. In fact...

Auction alert! All proceeds to Team-UKRM. 47[1] opportunities to beat
Champ awake. Bring your own implements.

I likes yer style.

[1] Hey, I'm DFV. I get a free go.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Aha! You intend to arouse Champ by presenting yourself wholly naked.

I see it all now: Champ goes out and establishes new lap record. He is not
racing.

He is running away.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

It's for the team!

Or towards. The tracks are continuous, you know.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Thistles? I was expecting a bat<>nightdress interface.

 

Balance? Wot, otherwise it falls off the bench?

 

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote

My father, due to an enormous oversight on his part, was a tad more
involved in that actual bit of the fighting that went on during the war.

According to him, unless you were a merkin or a jock, you didn't need
any help staying awake. The mental images of the sea on fire and men
burning and screaming and shit gained from previous skirmishes with
German submarines was enough to keep the whole crew in a state of
heightened awareness for the whole trip.


Of course it was common practice for sailors to save their rum ration
anyway they could so that every three or four days they were guaranteed
a period off total unconsciousness, which might have helped.

Stressful I think you could describe it. Odd how that generation
haven't sued anybody over it all yet though innit?

 

Yebbut ... you don't wear a nightdress.

Anyway, thistles are Level Two.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

Oh yes he doe...

<shuts up fast>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

I've got two 500W floodlights on a tripod I could make work, if you
like. They're pretty well balanced.

 

Gaff!

GAAFF!!

I've got a monster here, an' he's thrashin' about like a bastard!

 

heh. I've now got an image of each rider having a "rabbit in the
headlamps" moment before being sent out on the bike.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

That too.

As close to full-on daylight as you can get, apparently. Bright halogens
might work ok, given there's plenty of lumens bouncing around the
eyeball from them, but a lower wattage source of daylight fluoros would
work just as well.

 

If you're in need of bright lights for a wake-up call, I can lay
my hands on a SAD lightbox if required.

Won't be able to deliver it myself, obv.

 

There goes any trace of "night vision" for a few hours

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Mick Whittingham

Good point. The light jolt treatment could be given as the rider wakes
up, or at least half an hour before he's jumping on the bike, allowing
time for night vision to re-establish.

 

Jesus H F***king Christ
Have I seen the light!!!!!!!


The Blues Brothers

I love that film......................................

 

Bear emerged from their own little world to say

JG - did he get exposed to dioxins at some stage?

 

Bear emerged from their own little world to say

John Goodman
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Yushchenko - before and after exposure
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