BOSM - Team UKRM Auction

A *damn* fine idea that man.

Hey Bytel could provide a payment interface if the NG would like to
start donating funds to the race effort?

'Hog

 

You're not wrong there.

 

dwb says...

I was thinking more Eaton bling mobile myself.

 

Isn't there already a racing formula for those?

 

Now that's just perverted.

 

Oi!!!

'Hog

 

*sigh*

 

I'll be there on both the (half) trackday and in the
support race :-D

 

Everytime he's being overtaken he could just set the CD to play some sort of
engine misfiring/bits falling off/other nasty noise to make all the other
riders pull in the pits

Could keep extra fuel in the luggage.

 

Plus the secret weapon, a telescopic disco ball.

 

dwb says...

<Looks out of window at semi track-prepped GPZ500>

I'm game.

 

I got the entry fee wrong: it's about £1200.

 

As the bike is (mostly) green, I reckon they should plaster the sides
with the Transport2000 logo.

See how much they are prepared to pay for you to remove them.

 

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat

*Cunts*

'Hog

 

£50 an hour does seem quite.. high

 

They could prolly do the race in a taxi for that.

 

<cough>Frankfurt<cough>

 

Hmm.. you sir have big brass balls.

 

I reckon I need to get in as many mentions as I can before people start
yelling "PAHND!!"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

"YEWRO!", Shirley?

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