BOSM Mind bleach...

Just as i was turning in the carpark, the last thing i saw was couriers arse
& scrotum bared for me to see...

Good fucking god.

 

And you had to share that with us, didn't you.

Thanks.

No, really.

 

If i have to see it....

 

You should see him now

 

wrecked?

 

Just lucky he didn't projectile-fart oxtail soup.

 

He did, however, have a slash against the front wall of the pub,
which I thought was a bit out of order. If he was too lazy to go
inside to use the gents, he could have just gone against the hedge
across the road; if we were lucky he might have been hit by a passing
tractor... not that he'd have noticed, given the state he was in.

 

Once I got barred from a pub for pissing on the roses - I mean what kind of
pub has rose borders FFS.

 

**** me, even i dont get that wankered...

shame, cos he's a really nice bloke at heart.

His mrs is one of the nicest you'll ever meet.

 

He has a SO now?

There's hope for everyone!

 

As was mentioned several times over the weekend, she must have the
patience of a saint.

Or she did something *really* bad in a previous life, and this is some
kind of penance.

 

I thought she was his care worker.

 

No.

That would have meant my "getting involved", which would have spoiled an
otherwise very pleasant weekend.

 

I bet.....

She TIUTA,

but I could be wrong.
I do believe after all, that he may have been the creator of the
pseudonym!

 

I suggest that you look up what pseudonym actually means.

Oh, and you believe wrong.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eddie

Fair enough.

 

Or case officer.

 

I can totally see Eddie's point here and apologise to everyone for not
being there to 'police' the event, but I wasn't missing my son's 18th
birthday party.

We are guests at the Black Horse when we hold the OSMs, not just guests
of Mu and her staff but also guests of the regulars of the pub. If we
can't behave in a decent manner then we don't put a good case for
asking Mu to allow us to hold future events there. When we piss off the
regulars we don't just tarnish our own reputation, but in the eyes of
the general public we tarnish the reputation of anyone and everyone who
rides a bike.

Next April it's my 50th birthday, and the BOSM falls roughly at the
same time. I want my friends to celebrate it with me and I'd like that
celebration to be at the Black Horse, which is where I had my 40th
party. I don't need someone fucking that up for me, so I'll leave the
ball in his court.

It looks like WC has an apology to make to Eddie's mother, and if that
doesn't happen then maybe some thought should be given as to whether
the 'No cunts' rule should be brought into play.

End of

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)