BOSM - for the two-strokeristis...

The NS500 will *definitely* be putting in an appearance, although at this
stage it is likely to be with tatty bodywork and standard wheels/tyre sizes
(but ohlins shock etc..).

In addition, the Sunday happens to coincide with a proposed ns400.co.uk
ride-out, so I kind of suggested that they pop in to the BH [1]. Rumour has
it that (assuming not too many seizures) there will be a few chaps arriving
at around midday on Sunday.

So for those of you who relish the smell of unburnt hydrocarbons and
synthetic two-smoke oil, hang around for a bit on Sunday. For the
unitiated/philistines among you, make sure you're up early and gone and/or
have the laughter surpressants available when a dozen or more 20 year old
seize-prone triples turn up to say hello....

Ta

Dave

[1] Well the ZRX12 guys did it at the EOSM last year and the NS lot were
looking for a place to aim for....

 

WavyDavy says...

Oh Oh, CIHAGM?

*marvelous* I really think they should.

 

Most definitely. But there is one big understanding here. Every other bike
I have ever owned has just been another bike. All the NS400s have been
*very_special* to me. And this one is even more specialerer 'cos I've
already spent(or allocated in the case of the paintwork and
swingarm/suspension) the best part of a new R6 on it......[1]

No no no! That'd filter out the smell of th... Oh. As you were.

They should what? Seize or turn up? Or turn up then seize? )

Dave

[1] Yes, yes, I know - "... for the performance of an old [insert name of
cheap reliable bike here]..."

 

WavyDavy says...

Wife and first born as security?

I used to own a Stan Stephens stage 3 RD500 if that's any help.

Everyone's a winner

 

CIHAGM?

 

It'll be going, that's the main thing.

I tried to look at the web site, but according to netcraft, there is a
problem. :/

I'm looking forward to it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, WavyDavy

Ringa-ding-tastic!

I think I'll book the Monday off work.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

If I hear that ring tone from anyone at the BOSM then I shall be
forced into recruiting a lynch mob to deal with them.

 

Ring tones at the ready..

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

<Snaps smartly to attention>

You'd be surprised how much rope you can get into the various lockers on
a BlingMobile ma'am.

Anyone good with a hangman's knot?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Piece of piss:

http://www.realknots.com/knots/noose.htm

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

"Hangman, slacken your noose,
Hangman, slacken your noose,
Hangman, slacken your noose,
For I cannot <eeeeeurchhhhhh>..."

I am obliged.

Now: Hemp or polypropylene? Discuss.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Hemp.

 

Piano wire.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

Good call.

What shall we use for the hangings?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, rb

Messy. And fast.

We're talking good old-fashioned lynchings here.

None of your new-fangled "long-drop" nonsense. I want to see twitching.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Leather.

http://www.cowboyshowcase.com/images/gear/grant/mecate.jpg

 

Some light reading, then ..

http://www.richard.clark32.btinternet.co.uk/hanging2.html

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Man, you is one kinky fuckin' monotreme. Innit?

Do you still want a go on the BlingMobile, by the way?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Knows it.

Yup. Wanna go on the tractor?