BoSM Accommodation?

sshhhhhh. <fx: shows nipple>

 

****, is nothing sacred with you ..?

 

"Strays". Straight-on-straight. I saw a documentary about it on
Friday night last week.

 

<Jumps into speedboat>

 

You could just loiter within one.

 

I dunno. The Velvet Falcon has quite a ring to it.

 

Worst experience I ever had with a tent was waking up in one at 6am
wanting a slash. Crawling out the front and finding two large coppers
pointing machine guns at me.

 

genuine_froggie emerged from their own little world to say

The 1:10 figure is often bandied about but not based on anything more
sophisticated than a poll. I've seen similar polls produce ratios as high
as 1:7 and as low as 1:25. I don't believe you could conduct a poll and get
a truly representative figure. There are just too many people well and
truly locked inside their closets

For example, I have made friends with a student from Malaysia, where
homosexuality is illegal and used by religious fundamentalists as a
political weopan[1]. My friend is so repressed by the possibility of his
parents finding out that he would not risk stating he was gay in a survey.

Online forums are full of people in similar circumstances.

[1] Deputy Prime Minister removed from office for sodomy

 

Shitehawk by any other name...

 

That's it - pitch a tent and wait for the weird shit to happen. I
think it must bring out the pikey in us.

 

Some people have all the luck ;-)

 

the cont known as Ben says...

Do tell.

I've only ever had one machine gun pointed at me, I was woken up by
being tapped on the nose by it.

 

Someone could bring a portaloo to make it more convincing.

 

I was thinking about that. Enough alcohol to get me completely,
completely smashed will probably cost less than a night in a hotel
and/or purchasing tent stuff. I may be able to get away with being
found asleep on a bench the following morning after passing out.

Is this a formal method of sleeping at BoSMs normally?

 

I've done some hard shit before, but I just don't like the idea of
sleeping in a tent.

 

And the token OAP there to get his jollies.

 

On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 22:22:53 +0000,

I'm not sure what to do with this tent business.

 

Heh, I wish that happened to me, after waking up. They could have put
me out of my misery...

 

*whooshed* eh?

 

heh.

You probably wouldn't have appreciated the cute blonde WPC who took my
statement quite as much as me though.