BoSM Accommodation?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nick, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. Nick

    Christofire Guest

    Oh, I think that's been done to death five times over - no need for any
    such apologies in my direction.

    I just wish I'd heard more of the (n)astrophysics.
     
    Christofire, Mar 21, 2005
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  2. Nick

    Christofire Guest

    Stop talking it down before you know what you're talking about. If
    you're going to come stop whinging and come. If you're not then just
    stop whinging. No one will make you come, and if you don't like it you
    don't have to come again. It's only one night, so why not?
     
    Christofire, Mar 21, 2005
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  3. Nick

    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    I remember my first day at Elmbridge Infants School in Longlevens,
    Gloucester. I was told to draw a sheep, I was just off the banana boat
    from Singapore so I didn't have a clue what a sheep looked like apart
    from that it was wooly. So I drew this wooly ball-type thing with four
    legs, but I hadn't a clue what the tail looked like, so I stuck a
    rabbits type fluffy ball affair on its arse. How was I to know sheep had
    long tails? The teacher - some humourless Welsh harridan - gave me such
    a bolloking and stuck me at the front of the class so she could see me
    all the time. I stayed in that same chair for every lesson for the whole
    year I was there. I was fucking glad when we moved to Bedfordshire.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 21, 2005
  4. Nick

    Lozzo Guest

    Whinging Courier says...
    Well it's fucking shite, isn't it?
     
    Lozzo, Mar 21, 2005
  5. Nick wrote
    No they ain't. It is nowhere near big enough.
     
    steve auvache, Mar 21, 2005
  6. When I had long hair, I aspired to have (permed) hair just like his.
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 21, 2005
  7. Nick

    ogden Guest

    It takes you 20 minutes to do 175 miles?

    Jesus.
     
    ogden, Mar 21, 2005
  8. I wouldn't, if I were you. My hair's curly by 'default' [1], and it's a
    pain. When I get it cut, the 'plus' point is that hairdressers run
    their hands through it and coo, 'I know women that'd kill for hair like
    that !!' ... the downside is that if I don't get it cut regularly, I
    look like a froggiewog.

    [1] http://homepage.mac.com/zeouane/moto/ukrm/tmp/sleeping_bag.jpg
     
    genuine_froggie, Mar 21, 2005
  9. Nick

    Lozzo Guest

    Whinging Courier says...
    Why do you think my hair is always short. If I grow it long it looks
    like that ****'s perm
     
    Lozzo, Mar 21, 2005
  10. Nick

    Eiron Guest

    Christofire wrote:

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent
    under the stars and go to sleep. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes
    Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

    Watson: "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have
    planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if
    there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

    Holmes: "Watson, you idiot, somebody's stolen our tent!"

    I'll get my coat.
     
    Eiron, Mar 21, 2005
  11. Nick

    Elly Guest

    (winks)

    --
    Elly - a tired Pixie
    ZX9R-E1 - 'The bike made me do it!'
    Spike - FZ400 - firing on 3 cylinders
    MRO#32 ibW#25 BoTAFOT#46 BoTAFOF #46 GP#1 UKRMRM#00 TWA#3
    http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
    "Angel in the kitchen ... "
    elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk
     
    Elly, Mar 21, 2005
  12. Nick

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    No
     
    Lozzo, Mar 21, 2005
  13. Nick

    Christofire Guest

    Where do you get these from? I can't recall seeing them about, and
    I'll need one after the last became part of the
    flammable-sleeping-bag-smoke-bazooka.
     
    Christofire, Mar 21, 2005
  14. Nick

    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    I could scan it in myself, but I'm not going to. It ranks alongside
    Champ's affro in the bad taste stakes. 17 fucking years I had that tache
    for.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 21, 2005
  15. He stayed on until he was nine though.
     
    Simon Atkinson, Mar 21, 2005
  16. Nick

    Salad Dodger Guest

    <waves>
     
    Salad Dodger, Mar 21, 2005
  17. Nick

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Neither: iwrt what you can *get* on a Wing.

    Like Robbo's, zymurgy's and my camping kit.

    Or the epic shopping trip to Nevers at the Bol in 2001.
    Oops.
     
    Salad Dodger, Mar 21, 2005
  18. Nick

    Nick Guest

    My local Halfrauds had an Oxford cargo net for £4.99
     
    Nick, Mar 21, 2005
  19. Nick

    Nick Guest

    I'm coming. I've got all of the equipment and somewhere to put it. I
    shall now stop moaning.
     
    Nick, Mar 21, 2005
  20. Nick

    Nick Guest

    It gets bigger. So does the tank bag <comedy.wav>
     
    Nick, Mar 21, 2005
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