Did the decent thing today, and ordered my bike ramp. Upheld tool buying tradition by leaving MachineMart clutching a shiny 450mm breaker bar. Rode home, watched F1GP, helped madam in garden, cooked tea. Sharwoods singapore style noodles, with prawns. The chicken, which I'd bought yesterday was a little past its best, to say the least. How I didn't pass out when I cut the cellophane wrapper off it, I don't know. So, I thought I'd do a bit of housekeeping on the PC, and came across this. It was a bit old, so I've updated it a bit. The UKRM dictionary (or Profanisaurus, if you will). Ace: The act of filling a swimming pool using a gold tap. Ade: A heady concoction of motorcycle and vegetables. Auvache: A lingering aroma. Bear: SI unit of volume, i.e. loud and raucous. Blaney: A displaced air of superiority. Bruce: SI unit of daftness. Cane: The product of an unholy union betwixt an Ace and a Robbo. Champ: The sound made as a pair of jaws close around tasty piece of bait. Carmichael: Like a carbuncle, only further away. darsy: A misplaced air of superiority. Des: An incandescent vessel, containg bile and pathos in equal measure. Dnc: The sound a chain makes as it hits the road. DP: Delerium Photons - the inability to tell green light from red. dweeb: A small limpet-like creature which clings to a belief in the face of all attempts to dislodge it. Eddie: The dent in the rear of a petrol tank caused by a dismount at speed. Ginge: The sound made by a car windscreen that has been forcibly removed. Ivan: A theoretical particle. See also: Higgs Boson, GSX600F. Launchbury: Like a dweeb, only larger and hairier. Lozzo: A cause of insanity in women. Marc: Eeyore's gloomy place. Monz: Something the same size as a small town in Belgium. Nigel: A large, magpie-like, creature, with no taste. Petrolcan: Vessel used for converting alcohol into abuse. Pip: A beacon of hope for cosmetically challenged men everywhere. Porl: An irritating pain in the arse. Platypus: Small, round, furry object, with indistinct call. Robbo: SI unit of dimness. Like a candela, only not as bright. Spete: A form of inertia, brought about be the wearing of clogs, and a daft grin. Tim: SI unit of distance between a motorcycle, and a (damp) hotel. TOG: SI unit of tightness. Equal to a grunt and a half. Zymurgy: The sound made by a Bandit's crankcase, as it slides across tarmac. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C |_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406 (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG* \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
<wipes tears from eyes> -- Michael Hippo Keeper for the Sultan of Bling 'fot#125|twa#5|flo#10|cosoc#1|HYPO#5(temp KOTL) Ebay items: http://tinyurl.com/3wfy8 I have no desire to see a ginger arse bobbing up and down
..net... I *was* gonna offer you the use of my van for transporting your tatty old ramp to yours.......but I have reconsidered it now and decided bollox -- -- Robbo Trophy 1200 1998 BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004. B.O.S.M 2003, 2004, 2005 FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449 PM#7 ..
Robbo wrote: FFS Robbo, learn to fucking snip a little. -- Michael Hippo Keeper for the Sultan of Bling 'fot#125|twa#5|flo#10|cosoc#1|HYPO#5(temp KOTL) Ebay items: http://tinyurl.com/3wfy8 I have no desire to see a ginger arse bobbing up and down
<snip daft bit> I *was* gonna offer you the use of my van for transporting your tatty old ramp to yours.......but I have reconsidered it now and decided bollox -- -- Robbo Trophy 1200 1998 BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004. B.O.S.M 2003, 2004, 2005 FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449 PM#7 ..
Robbo: SI unit of dimness. Like a candela, only not as Whoops..........Cider is working well tonight mate....... -- -- Robbo Trophy 1200 1998 BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004. B.O.S.M 2003, 2004, 2005 FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449 PM#7 ..
On Sun, 08 May 2005 20:06:58 +0100, Salad Dodger I forgot one. Rope: A device for airing one's dirty laundry in full view. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C |_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406 (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG* \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
<snip silliness> You forgot your own........... Salad Dodger: Natures answer to camping foghorn and conversion of food/alcohol to pavement pizza while sleeping -- -- Robbo Trophy 1200 1998 BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004. B.O.S.M 2003, 2004, 2005 FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449 PM#7 ..
Fr. Jack: A device for converting excess alcohol into bathroom decoration? -- Cheers! Fr Jack 96 Tiger. FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
Prawn: A small pink protuberance betwixt thumb and forefinger. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C |_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406 (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG* \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
It *was* written a while back - I'll give it some thought. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C |_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406 (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG* \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
Salad Dodger emerged from their own little world to say wessie something too nondescript to be included in a list
I don't think I posted it. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C |_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406 (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG* \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
I left out women and gentlemen who are light on their feet, cos I couldn't think of anything that would not be: a: considered too offensive/stereotypical/cheap. b: considered too polite/sugary/fluffy. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C |_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406 (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG* \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger <applause> Oh, and: ****. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets and Ducati Race Engineer. WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
