bored?

you will be.

http://www.schoolscience.co.uk/content/4/chemistry/paints/matt.htm

 

No, I've just been threatened with being sued for damages, an
injuction, some other nasty stuff and bancrupty by a local
solicitor.

So far, my reply has been "**** off" and a fax of the image I was
seeking earlier.

heh.

 

I'm sure that's made you feel better, but do you think it will have
helped resolve the situation in any way?

 

and you reckon that'll help, do you?

 

Under normal circs I wouldn't have done it, but in this instance
I happen to know that the solicitor has hit the roof.

So yes.

Not one bit, no.

 

*looks round the room*

Am I in ukrm or did I take a wrong turn somewhere?

 

I think the preferred method around here is idle bluster rather than
execution of said bluster.

 

Ahh.. lol.. Well darsy /should/ know I don't do idle bluster.

 

should I?

AFAIK, you're just that Chegwin-impersonator that keeps crashing bikes.

 

Turned up to one of ukrm's little Sunday rallies didn't I?
Despite a few odds against me.

ITYM 'Chegwinesque-person', I have no desire to "impersonate" the
twat.

 

heh - I thought that was what you were referring to, but I didn't want
to pass up the chance of a random insult.

let's just call it "unwitting impersonation" then. I'm right about the
bikes too, of course...

 

ZZZZZzzzzzz....

 

<fx: waits for post from Mike about where to find pic of man with potato
shoved up his arse>

 

<thud>

 

The crashing was just practice for the big one, in the hope I
could wangle a new appearance on the NHS. I'm actually the best
rider ukrm has ever seen.

"They were only bikes" and they churn 'em out at a rate much
quicker than even I could ever bin them.

 

Doesnotcompute said...

That's fine, as long as he sells it to you more than 6 months before
the bankruptcy date.

DAMHIK etc.

 

Indeed.. I happen to know this particular brief is a twat and I
am going to enjoy reminding him of this fact following the
collapse of his case against me.

It was deserved.

What was it you said?.... "Nice".