Here I am, the wife's on nights, there's no [in]decent porn on telly, nothing I haven't watched in my DVD collection, I can't go out because the little un is in bed and all ukrm is offering is Tallbloke's limericks. Where are all the insomniacs when you need them, eh? I'm going to pop outside for a smoke and then grab a can of beer. Could somebody start an interesting conversation before I get back, please, or I'm going to be forced to go to bed[1]. Cheers, [1] Forced by boredom, obviously, rather than forced by a whip-wielding, leather-clad dominatrix ... that would be quite interesting. -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
Well, I don't know(1) if it counts as "interesting", but did you watch that programme on BBC4 last night? "Did Jesus really die?" It was narrated by Bernard Hill, so it must be true. [1] but I have my suspicions. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C |_\_____/_| ..70230../..16368.../..3180./.19406 (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG* \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 '^' RBR-Visited:80 Pts:1730 Miles:6247
You could measure how far off you are from being able to give yourself a blow-job. Then phone your wife from casualty and explain why you have a slipped disc.
AndrewR says... I've never seen the point of all this whip-wielding, spanking lark. I mean apart from Germans how many people get a kick out of having pain inflicted on them.
"The wife has this silly notion that we should spend time together just because we're married." 25/08/04 When it suits her, obviously. -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C |_\_____/_| ..70230../..16368.../..3180./.19406 (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG* \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 '^' RBR-Visited:80 Pts:1730 Miles:6247
Nope, missed it. If he didn't die then where is he? Still hanging[1] around the Middle-East? [1] In the "Please will someone take out these nails and let me down?" sense. -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
There's a thought ... what happens if you do yourself an injury that requires a visit to A&E but you have a small child in your care? Can you get emergency baby-sitters from somewhere? -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
Hey, some of us are just grateful that they do -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
But can you write a limerick about it? -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
Nah, she'd rather be at home, but apparently they're not that keen on midwives only working 9-5. Or she could be seeing her fancy man and getting a shag, I suppose. Well, if she is that counts as her quota for this month. -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
Taken down before he died, nursed to health, and buggered off back to Kashmir, apparently. "This film investigates the variety of stories surrounding the New Testament account of the crucifixion, death, resurrection and ascension of Jesus, by interviewing historians, theologians and historical researchers. This exploration of the latest theories about what really happened to Jesus 2000 years ago uncovers some surprising possibilities. At the heart of the mystery is the suspicion that Jesus might not actually have died on the cross. The film concludes that it was perfectly possible to survive crucifixion in the 1st Century - there are records of people who did. But if Jesus survived, what happened to him afterwards? One of the most remarkable stories concerns the charismatic preacher Jus Asaf (Leader of the Healed) who arrived in Kashmir in around 30 AD. Just before he died at the age of 80, Jus Asaf claimed that he was in fact Jesus Christ and the programme shows his tomb, next to which are his carved footprints which bear the scars of crucifixion." -- | ___ Salad Dodger |/ \ _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C |_\_____/_| ..70230../..16368.../..3180./.19406 (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5 |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG* \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4 \|^|/ ANORAK#17 '^' RBR-Visited:80 Pts:1730 Miles:6247
Interesting stuff (although not if you're a big fan of Easter). Apart from the 2,000 year old dribblings of an 80 year old and a carved footprint did they have any other proof? -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
AndrewR says... "This'll hurt me much more than it'll hurt you" As said by sadistic school masters the world over.
Salad Dodger says... I always thought real[1] crucifixion was done with nails through the wrists and ankles rather than hands and feet. [1] as apposed to biblical.
Surely it would be simpler all round just to get the baby-sitter to administer the blow-job in the first place?
That can be a problem; try using an implement rather than just your bare hand. On no account tell your SO that they have an arse like a rhino ... unless you _really_ enjoy pain. -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
The big problem with that is our 17 yo baby-sitter. Obviously most of you wouldn't have a problem with a 17 year old baby-sitter giving them a nice blowjob, but ours is called Daniel. -- AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas) Kawasaki ZX-6R J1 BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL) BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR# The speccy Geordie twat.
