bored

As a lurker I think that deserved more than just a heh.
It was the first thing in UKRM in ages to make me laugh aloud. Maybe I am
too easily pleased.

 

Mark my words, you will feel the wrath of people not that easily
pleased.....

 

"We know its not cool to get wasted, but you need to let down your hair
and live a little!"

But it would only let me have the one pint ...

 

[Snip]

Wotchoo doin' up so early anyway? Shit the bed or summat?

 

darsy

only 2 dollar for sucky sucky

 

84% and being honest. But how do you pull when you look like Santa?

 

You offer them the chance to feel the contents of your sack.

Of course this only works with small children.

 

But every thing is relative, would that be a young 18 year old?

 

That's incest not paedophilia
HTH.

 

That's not noticing what your spill chucker does

 

Ah, my mistake. Who the fucks Herold Shipmun then?

 

<G> Well no one else asked, and I thought 'sod it'.

 

Christ, what a munter.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

A bit fucking weird as well.

 

A very disturbed lady. She needs a good shag.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

I'd slander her.