Bodysnatchers BBC1 2100hrs

Only for those with a strong stomach

Looks like maggots are on the menu.


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Kevin - Basildon
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Wife and daughter are watching it as I type....

 

Wife and daughter are watching it as I type....[/QUOTE]

Mine has left the room

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Kevin - Basildon
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Mine has left the room
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Eeer yuk, and I'm looking from behind a cushion.

D

 

It was not that bad, a worm a day may keep the doctor away


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Kevin - Basildon
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or eating rare steaks can **** up your reaction times and threat
perception

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cats seem to be the cause of SMIDSYs [1]

[1] indirectly, admittedly, but people involved in RTAs are more likely to
be infested with the toxoplasmosis protozoa according to this programme

 

I mostly prefur my food well cooked, meat a light charcoal colour and
veg soft and squidgy, like my mum used to cook.

The exception is beef jerky, which is derived from I beleve american
indian food, raw beef thinly sliced then salted and sun dried, its
chewey but nice.

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I saw that and tend to agree. Since I stopped being a veggie and started
eating rare steak (about once a fortnight) my driving has got worse. Not
in terms of lack of skill or judgement but I take more risks and drive
faster.

Scarey. I've always had cats. Never really noticed eating their crap
though. Anyone remeber the scene from 'Trainspotting'?
"The kitten was fine..."

 

And the moral of this - never eat rare cat, always make sure it is
cooked right through.

MmmMMmm, crispy cat ...

 

Fucking right, mate. Lumpy custard too, YKIMS.

 

I think you mean people who eat meat that is undercooked.

 

Did anyone see that Brainiac show the other week, when the filled a
swimming pool full of custard, and a bloke walked across it.
Desmonstrated custard's non-Newtonian characteristics, apparently.
Dead funny, too.

 

I can't make up my mind wether that show's good or shit. The fire
extinguisher-powered office chair was quite funny, though.

 

I thought the thing about the worms occasionally just deciding to leg it
through the nearest oriface
was far more disturbing.

 

"Does she TIUTA?"
"No mate, there's already something up there."

 

I liked the "can mobile phones really cause explosions in petrol
stations" one.

The completely doused a caravan with petrol, and left half a dozen
phones in it. Then, from a safe distance, they phoned them all
together. nothing.

They then ran a long piece of copper wire from the caravan to
aforementioned safe distance - the got a bloke wearing a woolly jumber
to gyrate on a nylon mat for 30 seconds, then touched the wire - the
caravan exploded spectacularly.

So, the moral is, don't wear a woolly jumper to a petrol station

 

I didn't see that - sounds amusing.

a corollary: don't fill up on a ride-out if Will Grainger's along...

 

K Olley wrote

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Just coz I eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
See how the little ones squirm.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

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