BMW 650 Funduro

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Mosfet, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. Mosfet

    sharkey Guest

    Geez Conehead, why didn't you say? Pity it's all big fat bastards
    in here.

    -----sharks
     
    sharkey, Sep 22, 2005
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    Mosfet Guest

    Well, yeah she's well and truly unable to move, so I'll be able to
    chat up a nurse and see if I can still ..... root.
     
    Mosfet, Sep 22, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Half an hour?.... be buggered!!

    It's much better for a woman. She can sell you a **** but she gets to keep
    the box it came in!
     
    Knobdoodle, Sep 22, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    [whistles tunelessly whilst surreptitiously nodding towards the
    unsuspecting JL]
     
    Knobdoodle, Sep 22, 2005
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    Gary Woodman Guest

    It has with the girls :)

    Gary (lucky us)
     
    Gary Woodman, Sep 22, 2005
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    GB Guest

    Too right! He can shove that up his bum!

    GB
     
    GB, Sep 22, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Yes I agree, kettle.
     
    Knobdoodle, Sep 22, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    ...and we wear equally silly-looking clothes!
     
    Knobdoodle, Sep 22, 2005
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    Bill_h Guest

    All other things being equal, I'm happy to acknowledge that size and
    strength of the rider is going to an influencing factor, but not as
    much as skill/ balance/ coordination and the like.

    cheers,

    Bill_h
     
    Bill_h, Sep 22, 2005
  10. In aus.motorcycles on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 18:53:13 +1000
    Really? So who gets to define the "joke" then?

    IS anything that one person thinks is funny, no matter how many others
    think it is bullying or offensive or stupid, it's a "joke" and so is
    utterly OK and can never be wrong?

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Sep 22, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Yes.
    Provided it makes one person laugh it is funny by definition.
    It can also be wrong and all of those other things (and even "un-funny") to
    other people.
    That's the problem with subjective measures.
     
    Knobdoodle, Sep 22, 2005
  12. In aus.motorcycles on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 22:26:24 +1000
    But as long as one person says it is funny, it can't ever be wrong?
    That the behaviour they reckon is funny is OK just because it is funny?

    Oh dear, I'm not a bloke after all it seems. I think you have to be a
    bloke to think like that.

    Just utterly beyond me how anyone can honestly hold that opinion.

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Sep 22, 2005
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    ~
    Oddly ignoring the fact that I said "It can also be wrong ..." 4 lines
    above.
    ~
    I'm OK with others having opinions that differ from my own, if that's what
    you mean. I'm not OK with others telling me that that their opinions are
    more important or valid than mine, no.
    ~
    Well it's fairly simple; I'm not telling OTHERS what they should do (or
    think).
    If person A finds it funny, B finds it wrong and C finds it offensive then
    it's funny, wrong and offensive all at the same time.
    They're subjective measures so they depend on the subject's own opinion.
    I can't imagine that my being a "bloke" has anything to do with it but if
    that's how you see it then that's the way it is for you.
     
    Knobdoodle, Sep 22, 2005
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    moike Guest

    ;-)
     
    moike, Sep 22, 2005
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    David Robley Guest

    I think that was the original intention...


    Cheers
     
    David Robley, Sep 22, 2005
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    RexT Guest

    Hi Zebee - Is there a correct angle to hit a wall ?
    RexT.
    <runs and hides>
     
    RexT, Sep 22, 2005
  17. In aus.motorcycles on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 23:08:38 +1000
    I was meaning GS rather than you. Because that was his premise, as long
    as someone thought it was a joke, it was never wrong.
    Few are :) It's when the other opinions affect us or those we care
    about it's a problem.

    Unless you want to suppress them, calling them "politically correct" is
    one way to do that.
    Again, I was thinking about GS rather than you.

    THe idea that as long as it's a "joke" it's OK, and that mental hurt is
    not valid, is, in my opinion, about power. And a particularly male
    version of power at that.

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Sep 22, 2005
  18. In aus.motorcycles on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 16:02:44 GMT

    Of course. The one that means the wall crumbles and you walk away
    intact. Haven't you seen any movies?

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Sep 22, 2005
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    Mosfet Guest


    Hey Conehead

    Suzie told the staff nurse I can fix pc's and I'm going to her
    apartment tonight to fit a new psu. She told Suzie she will be in a
    better position to talk to me about whether we can have sex, while we
    are in the privacy and comfort of her flat. She (the staff nurse)
    didn't want to embarrass me by discussing that subject in public at
    the hospital. She says she's helped other people in our situation.
    She's a VERY nice woman and Suzie says she'll appreciate my help
    fixing her computer up.
     
    Mosfet, Sep 22, 2005
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    CrazyCam Guest

    Looking on the bright side, BMW riding is possibly a bit cheaper than
    golfing.

    regards,
    CrazyCam (who has, in his murky past, done both, but recovered.)
     
    CrazyCam, Sep 22, 2005
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