That was the Trophy this morning. Fuck. Guess who managed to get the vacuum tube from the carbs to the fuel tap kinked under the tank? And guess who had *just* filled the 25-litre tank to the brim, having left it near-empty while checking the shims, half a mile before it died? Switch to Prime, ride to work as fast as possible to burn as much fuel as possible, and then sort it out in the office car park.[1] [1] Next to The Smokers' Corner. Not, on reflection, a clever plan. Luckily one of them said: "Oi! I can smell petrol!" and they all fucked off sharpish.