Bloody wimmin ...

Mrs Dodger has been ona 4 day Rec X first aid course.

Muggins, confident of her success, arrives home with card, box of
choccies and a bunch of flowers.

No sign.

She's just rolled in, three sheets to the wind, and made me miss the
last ten minutes of "Horizon".

So much for the grand gesture.
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|_\_____/_| ..78895.../...19992.../..31257.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.

 

How dare you?

Yes.
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|_\_____/_| ..78895.../...19992.../..31257.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.

 

The Cassini-Huygens probe to Titan.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..78895.../...19992.../..31257.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.

 

Salad Dodger wrote

It was only about some space probe that mostly worked, no big deal.

Better still was the facial expressions from Weatherman on the beeb just
now when they didn't actually cut away from him for about 20 seconds at
the end of it and he had to stand there and pretend to be a still life.

You tried.

 

Good it was.

 

Especially the last 10 minutes, I thought

;-)

 

Salad Dodger says...

But I'll bet you never found a card, choccies and fucking flowers
waiting to celebrate you being pissed, the selfish cow.

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
I haven't lost my mind, it's
backed up to a floppy disc
that's around here somewhere.

 

Fnar Fnar

Caught watching gay porn again Dodger?

 

I was going to tape that, but it clashed with the Blind Pew pisstake, so
I taped that instead.

How was it? Usual Horizon or a bit better?

 

It's on again on Nov 3rd. Ta for the offer.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..78895.../...19992.../..31257.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.

 

You pay for the BBC through your licence fee you twonk.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, dwb

He doesn't, you know.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

.... and as you'll shortly be able to do over the net, legit, for 7 days. As
you can do for free, today, on cable and IPTV services. It might be
technically illegal, but in moral terms it's on a par with letting out a
silent fart

 

Please explain to me how as I honestly dont understand - if BB is paying a
TV licence, he is at least contributing Something to the Beeb? Yes?

As opposed to absolutely bugger all to Aardman animation?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, dwb

I'd love to explain, but it seems I have to leave it.

Sorry.

<wanders off whistling a non-copyrighted happy air>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

OK.

See, Dan, Bear doesn't have a TV licence. So he contributes nothing to
the BBC.

What a ****, eh?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "Oh Bollocks" said Pooh, having forgotten his lines.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

<shrug> I obviously base my assumptions of peoeple far too high!

 

I don't believe Bear has a TV licence, BICBW.

 

<right click> save as.

 

And all because of the... hang on, that was at least a couple of years
ago...

....and all because of the unique way in which the customer is able to
raise funds....or something.