Bloody helll...

Simon Atkinson wrote

Look forward to the joyous way she tells you that she has discovered the
freedom to come and go as she pleases.

Good one that is.

Still later follows the partial understanding of what dad has been on
about all these years. At which point you are likely to take her by the
neck and demand his name and present whereabouts.

Not long after this she will actually become closer to you and less
negative in her ways as she realises that an indicator lens and brake
lever costs twice as much as she spends on her mobile in a month.

Personably I think mine took it a bit far when we were on a little ride
out when she told this bunch of modern lads that her dad says, "scooters
were for poofs and that is him on that bike there." Hey Ho, even a
shagged out gutless ole 500 has it's moments.

The joys that await you are many and various.

Don't alter the fact that it will continue to be a worry though.

 

Sigh, to feel that proud of doing 10 miles again. I'd have to get a Harley.

 

steve auvache said:

LOL... I may have that joy tomorrow eveing - she wants to go to the Star
& Garter in Chelveston with me for a ride out and a coke. Bless her.

Cheers old-timer.

 

Bear said:

Ah... There's the bloody rub. I don't. I'd live in poverty as she
would keep the bloody house and hammer me for child support and
maintenance. I'd be better off on the dole prolly.

And this weeks winner of 'Understatement of the year is...'

What were you saying about being unduly diplomatic? Not fecking happy?
I make Frag look like the laughing policeman at the moment.

Mmmm... Somewhere else... Mmmmm...

 

Because the guy who sold it to her has got her up the duff?

 

Onejob said:

That's one thing that I know wont happen - Local garage and the owner is
60 and a friend of mine - one that is beyond reproach!

 

I'd be a bit worried if any of my non-existent offspring were farting
around the streets on mopeds.

Fucking dangerously underpowered shitheaps, with nothing in reserve to
get out of trouble with.

Can she not get a 125?

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Teaches you a heck of a lot about how the roads work, plus about stuff
like rain and ice. Rather like a big no effort pedal cycle.

Almost as bad..

 

Grimly Curmudgeon said:

As long as you use and treat them like an assisted push-bike and not
like a motorbike, they aren't so bad. I hope.

Not at 16 no.

 

she's hardly going to come home one day and proudly show off her
clitoral-hood ring, is she?

 

Well done that girl!

Same reason that I am for mine, perhaps, that we remember the scrapes
we had at that age? Now's a new chance for some bonding - father and
daughter going out for a ride together. Hopefully you can pass on
some "good practice" that way, or at least that's what I keep trying
to convince myself.

 

But the following van will snap her spine.

 

darsy fascinated us all by saying...

Barbells look far smarter.

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I know a girl who did...


....whilst stood on a table in the pub she worked in.

 

"Doesnotcompute"

That's Baby Bells, and I sure don't hope to find those down there.

 

classy, those brummie chicks.

 

darsy said:

True - perhaps I should throw a magnet at her lap?

 

sweller said:

F*R*O.

 

is titanium magnetic?

 

darsy said:

Only one way to find out I suppose...