[blog] What a dire place.

Playa de las Americas - Tenerifraf.

Makes Fuengirola and Torremolinos look like idylic unspoilt caribbean
islands with hardly a Union flag in sight.

Inland is lovely though, and a motorcyclists paradise. And the place was
crawling with them.

You'll all be waiting to see the pictures of me with a dolphin? Bear in
mind the pictures are *of* me, therefore not taken *by* me. No genitals
on display either.

 

**** me, it's one hell hole i'll never go back to. Full of utter
scumlicking toiletstains.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige

Hmm...

[5.1] [5.2] [5.1] [3.0*] [5.0] [5.1]

Your powers are weak, old man...


* That Russian judge knows *nothing*

 

Hey, it's not all swearing you know. I bet i swear less than you in real
life, you bursting bubble of shitspray.








Oh & **** for effect

 

you know you've come to a bad place in life when you've started
recycling Bear's lines...

 

Heh. That thought occurred to me, too.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

It's the emotional toll of being redundant, useless, washed-up, not
needed.

<falls to ground, sobbing uncontrollably>

I need a hug.

 

Bear wrote Star Wars? Bloody hell!

 

Resting dear boy. Resting.

 

{{{{{Hugz}}}}}

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Alex Ferrier

That's very kind, but it's really... not helping.

 

Go and eat at 'Meson Era Las Mozas' in Valle de San Lorenzo.

C/ La Cabezada 26
38626 Arona (Tenerife)
Spain
+34 922 765 597

Book ahead.
Eat inside, the covered court yard *may* be a little cool in the
evening.

You will be the only tourists there.

The food is superb.

It will make Playa de las Americas fade like a bad dream.

 

Did you climb to the top of the mountain ?.

 

Thanks. Bit late now though.

The last 2 nights in the south, I slept on the balcony. And sweated.

I ate a couple of times at a Spanish restaurant on the front. Food was
lovely, and not a tourist in sight. Which of course equates to not a
client in sight. Apart from us. We had "especialidades anti-crisis".
Didn't pay anything like the prices on the menu.

When I was there, PdlA was a nightmare - "una verdadera pesadilla". I
just kept thinking about coming home.

 

No. I drove to the crater, and there were monstrous queues for the lift
to the top, and it was too hot to walk.

 

Biggest resort on Canary island in complete shithole non-shocker.

Did you not do a little research before booking? I've never been to
Tenerife but I've been to Gran Canaria a few times and not once have I
ended up in Playa del Ingles.

 

Nobody has arms that long.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Beelzebub

I have just had a phone-call, followed by a rather odd meeting with the
soon-to-be-ex-employer.

I am now considerably fewer worried than I was... :^)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

They could team up.

 

Details man. Details.