Blog: It walks!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Champ, Dec 2, 2008.

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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I don't think bump starting was really an option on this occasion.
    Good man. I didn't think for a moment you'd use the flat battery as a
    long term excuse.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Dec 11, 2008
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    SD Guest

    Smiling.
    Breathing.
    Existing.
     
    SD, Dec 11, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    *ding*

    One of our first treatment sessions (for my neck and shoulder), she
    sat me on the treatment table and then climbed up and knelt next to
    me. Then she wrapped both arms around my neck, and slowly but
    forcefully rotated my face into her breasts.

    It hurt, but somehow I didn't mind.
     
    Champ, Dec 11, 2008
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    Ben Guest

    When I found a lump on a testicle I obviously when pretty sharpish to
    the GP. My normal doc was away so I saw the locum.

    Who was a very attractive mid 20's brunette who invited me to drop my
    trousers then knelt in front of me and started massaging my balls.
    Thankfully she laughed when I said "I'd normally have to get to the
    second date before a girl does that".
     
    Ben, Dec 11, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    The wobble boards - I was hopeless on those until last month.

    I charged the battery up on the bike last week but still don't feel ready
    to take it for a ride. I need to build up the muscles in my left leg before
    I have the confidence that the knee will support bike & rider.
     
    wessie, Dec 11, 2008
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    Switters Guest

    Now people are looking at me wondering why I've just burst out laughing.
     
    Switters, Dec 12, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    Mmmm my GP in Scotland was a gorgeous Cypriot girl, unfortunately there
    was never much wrong with me. I never thought to invent a "lump".
     
    Hog, Dec 12, 2008
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    fragmented Guest

    'wessie' wrote...>
    I sounds like all the "not ridden for a while due to injuries" riders in
    here should get together on a group ride, with all the bikes lashed
    together Heath Robinson stylee so they can't fall over.
     
    fragmented, Dec 14, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    platypus, Dec 14, 2008
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    fragmented Guest

    fragmented, Dec 14, 2008
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