Biting your tongue

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Champ, Dec 22, 2004.

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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    <snip>

    Ah, yes, school's out, isn't it?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 22, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    I'll do it once I've picked up and returned Monkey's ZX^R fairing. He's
    been waiting ages for me to get my sorry arse down and sort his out.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 22, 2004
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    Paul Carmichael Guest

    Are you confusing me with some other Paul?

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    Paul Carmichael, Dec 22, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Champ says...
    Autistic people rock(1), they keep me in work.

    (1) Literally
     
    petrolcan, Dec 22, 2004
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    Bet she had a wonderful personality, though.
    Oh, wait, nope; she might have a nice arse.

    These spanners; Snap-On, perchance?
    The ugliest spanners I can recall offhand were some nasty little
    unbranded black steel things that came in a motorcar toolkit.

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 22, 2004
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    Apart from the shotgun, I'm right with you. Then tell her to **** off
    after she mutters something you won't be listening to anyway.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 22, 2004
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    Fucking right, too. The roads are slippery at the moment and there are
    loads of cars with steamed up windows and you can't tell if a car driver
    has seen you. To speed in those conditions would be suicidal.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 22, 2004
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    Shhhh!
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 22, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    Or the horn button...

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    Nigel Eaton, Dec 22, 2004
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    Verdigris Guest

    ^^^^^^^^^

    Ahem!
     
    Verdigris, Dec 22, 2004
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    _Ginge Guest

    I prefered the one with Nick Nack in it.

    "Ahhh Mister Scaramanga"
     
    _Ginge, Dec 23, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    No, that was me.

    BTW, I'm going to see a man about some spraying tomorrow.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 23, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    I shall.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 23, 2004
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    More likely to be the introduction of compulsory seatbelts, iwht.

    Was organ donation that big back in the early seventies?

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    Salad Dodger, Dec 23, 2004
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    Wizard Guest


    Dunno, but yesterday was the 50th anniversary of the first:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4112761.stm

    I wonder how many people are killed by speeding cars carrying
    organs on the way to be transplanted? Think Of The Children!

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    Wizard, Dec 23, 2004
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    sweller Guest

    ....and on that note I was travelling along the seafront in the van (a
    largish 2.5t white Sherpa van) and someone in a steamed up car just
    pulled across my bows. Cue heavy braking and tool boxes to the front fun.

    Hit the horn:


    peep peep


    How fucking crap is that. I've had more threatening MZs.
     
    sweller, Dec 23, 2004
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    Absolute bollocks, IMHO.

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    Alex Ferrier, Dec 23, 2004
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    porl Guest

    Something to do with miners dying in mineshafts? Think Champ, quick!
     
    porl, Dec 23, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    I was using a japanese keyboard.
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    Please add "imo" to above post.
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    Team UKRM Racing : www.team-ukrm.com
     
    Champ, Dec 23, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    Don't be daft. If I add 'imo' explicitly to a post it's to emphasise
    that I am just offerning an opinion.



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    Champ
    GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX7RR Endurance Racer x 2
    GYASB#0 BotToS#2 BOTAFO(T|F)#35 WG*#1 DFV#8
    Team UKRM Racing : www.team-ukrm.com
     
    Champ, Dec 23, 2004
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