Biting your tongue

Put it in yer sig.

 

Of course not. It's a natural collorary of living.

Which is why I've got a donor card. I'm leaving my entire body to
medical science.

 

Worth a try
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GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX7RR Endurance Racer x 2
GYASB#0 BotToS#2 BOTAFO(T|F)#35 WG*#1 DFV#8
Team UKRM Racing : www.team-ukrm.com

 

So, what did you score?
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Team UKRM Racing : www.team-ukrm.com

 

Opinions are there to be...er.. broken, aren't they?

 

....but it fucks up holiday plans big style.

Can I have your lap times?

 

Reminds me of a time i was parking the cage, admittedly I was turning in a
disabled space at the time.
Anyway, i was turning, and due to the confined general area someone was
waiting to get into the space and pissed me off so I took a *little* more
time than was necessary. So, then some old fucker, I'd guess 70 - 75, called
to the fella through his open window saying it was youngsters of today etc
that cause all these problems.
<fx: parks car, locks door and follows old fart round corner>
Upshot was that I told him to fucking grow up and if he had summat to say to
say it to my face or keep his old trap shut.
He started going on at me about the fact he had cancer, so I told him I was
a nurse and frankly couldn't give a **** if him, his wife and all his family
were dying.
Walked off repeating that if he didnt have the balls to follow up on his
insults he should keep his mouth shut.
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Donegal Paul - On the mend
Maico Letta 247cc - Needs work!
Bajaj Chetak 125 - Wannabe Vespa
Lambretta Li186 - crashed and bashed
Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
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What subject had she failed on?

 

And they were first imported by James Bond. True story.

 

C'mon, you admit were exploring the upper reaches of the NSL. ;-)

Which was the right thing to do.

Save the 'standing up for myself' routine for when are accused of doing
something you did NOT do. Them give 'em the full 15" broadside!



Rick

 

I called an old lady an "ignorant fucking bitch" the other day. In front
of her daughter an'all. In a supermarket. I hate shopping.

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Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24

 

Muck
(muck@dsl_TEETH_.pipex.com) says...

"OK, Sir. I'll start by measuring your numberplate, while we
wait for your exhaust to cool down enough for me to inspect
it..."

*ding*

Using the expression "fall off" is a sure mark of a non-biker.

"Falling off" is what non-biking older relatives warned me
against doing, but, unless you suffer blackouts, it's more or
less impossible to do.

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Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
Golf GTi 16v
ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24
COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1
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Dunno, but my swedes are doing well. Did you know, a swede is a cross
between a turnip and a cabbage? Fascinating.

http://www.tauroscatology.com/swedes.htm

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Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24

 

I'm not in the least surprised. And just to prove it, I'm now going to
make a stew and put some swede in it. Not home-grown swede of course -
they're not ready yet.

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Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24

 

Wizard wrote:

I used to get "Don't crash" from a mates folks every time I left, well..
They did until I told them not to get mangled in a car crash, when they
went out one day. _Bless_ them. They used to accuse bikers of being in a
world of their own, and that those modern crash helmets must restrict
vision as compared to a car.

I didn't bother to point out that the roof support pillars on a car
didn't move when you moved your head. tut... some people eh?

 

Doesnotcompute says...

I was waiting for the Isle of Man silver replica retort.

 

Paul Carmichael says...

Not the Swedes I know, they seem quite nice people.

 

Andy Wegg says...

Stop the bike, wait til he gets off and approaches you then tell the
**** to **** off and ride on, unless of course he does wear Police eppys
and identifies himself. If he is plod then do what TMack says.

 

porl says...

Not just some chick, some *ugly* chick.