Biting your tongue

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Champ, Dec 22, 2004.

  1. She *thought* she was trying to stop you killing yourself. She may not have
    been correct, but that's presumably what she thought.

    What about the 1%?

    Have your own way next time. Give it lots of gob and see if it makes you
    feel better, but I reckon you did the right thing this time.

    Rick
     
    Richard Sterry, Dec 22, 2004
    #21
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  2. The French version of the above:

    1. Get stopped by **** on bike
    2. Ask to see his police card
    3. See police card
    4. Be accompanied to police station
    5. Get seven bells kicked out of you in cells
    6. Stagger home
     
    genuine_froggie, Dec 22, 2004
    #22
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  3. Blubber like a kid and say "sorry officer".

    Soy.
     
    Soylent Green, Dec 22, 2004
    #23
  4. Giving gob and standing up for what you believe in are two different
    things.

    I was in court on Tuesday for something I won't go into here and spoke
    to the suits in exactly the same way I speak to anyone else.

    As Lemmy once sang "Just because you've got the power, that don't mean
    you've got the right"
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 22, 2004
    #24
  5. Champ

    MikeH Guest

    She must have been - it was a pedal car.
     
    MikeH, Dec 22, 2004
    #25
  6. Champ

    Champ Guest

    No she wasn't. She was just being a jumped up little hitler trying to
    make the world conform to the way she'd like it
    The 1% was what made me keep my mouth shut.
     
    Champ, Dec 22, 2004
    #26
  7. Champ

    Champ Guest

    My EQ score was only 32 - of course I can't read the signals
    For women, maybe.
    Pity she had a face like a bag of spanners, then.
     
    Champ, Dec 22, 2004
    #27
  8. Champ

    Champ Guest

    No worries - I won't be on the bike til at least mid Jan now, and if I
    ask that nice Lozzo chap to plastic weld my fairing, and then get it
    all welded, possibly much longer.
     
    Champ, Dec 22, 2004
    #28
  9. Champ

    flash Guest

    As a legal defence I don't think its quite got the legs.
     
    flash, Dec 22, 2004
    #29
  10. And "You wanna see my bacon torpedo" when the prosecution asks where you
    were.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 22, 2004
    #30
  11. Champ

    Champ Guest

    Champ, Dec 22, 2004
    #31
  12. And you know this how? There are at least 3 other explanations I can
    think of - all equally likely.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 22, 2004
    #32
  13. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    Tabby or not tabby, that is the question.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 22, 2004
    #33
  14. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    You missed a golden opportunity to instruct her in the way of the road
    warrior.

    Is that GYASB# getting tarnished through lack of use?

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 22, 2004
    #34
  15. Champ

    flash Guest

    "Grandad Fetish"
     
    flash, Dec 22, 2004
    #35
  16. You don't object to dying?

    Your organs could be used by someone who really want's to live.

    To paraphrase Dr Zoidberg, stop being selfish and stop hogging
    servicable kidneys. YKIMS.
     
    danny_deever2000, Dec 22, 2004
    #36
  17. Champ

    Champ Guest

    Look, can everyone just assume that all of my posts finish with "imo",
    please.
     
    Champ, Dec 22, 2004
    #37
  18. Champ

    Champ Guest

    See earlier post re bag of spanners
     
    Champ, Dec 22, 2004
    #38
  19. Err.. that wasn't actually one of them.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 22, 2004
    #39
  20. Champ

    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    I said no such fucking thing!
    --
    Alex

    YZF 600

    "I laugh in the face of danger"

    "Then I hide until it goes away"

    www.upce.org.uk
    www.drzoidberg.co.uk
     
    Dr Zoidberg, Dec 22, 2004
    #40
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