Biting your tongue

You tried to get her phone number and she knocked you back, that's
what all this anger and melancholy is really about yes?

 

the cont known as Lady Nina says...

LN, are you really going through all the postings since you've been
away?

Go shag Matt or something

 

petrolcan says...

She is. I don't pay much attention to anything you lot say, so was
able to skip through lots of it.

If I wait until she's finished reading this lot, it'll seem far more
exciting.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MattG

Well, she'll know not to clench, for a start.

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MattG says...

UKRM makes LN horny? Sheesh, what's wrong with being spanked by a wet
haddock wrapped in cling film like normal people.

 

mups says...

You use cling film? You pervert.

 

mups says...

I've had to make do with battered cod before now, wrapped up in
newspaper. It doesn't have quite the same effect.

 

Not all of them, I'm cherry picking. My concentration span is too
short for books atm so finding the interesting/funny bits in here
seemed like a good idea.

What again?

 

We don't you know.

 

It isn't completely horrendous for the sprogs if you split up y'know.
It isn't pretty but (so do I out an imo here or not?) everyone apart
from the ex appears to be a lot happier this way. That despite the fan
load of shit that's still flying nearly 4 years later.

 

Lady Nina says...

That should have taken up about 5 minutes. Has your reading capability
dropped?

 

Marry me.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

<runs for the hills>

"Save yourselves! Save yourselves!"

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MattG says...

Never have unprotected sex with a haddock on the first date.

 

It's not too bad, so long as I don't respond to provocation. Things got a
bit psycho yesterday when I went off to look at a Dnepr combo - partly
because adding to the fleet is a trigger, but also because I was off duty
without a good reason - this attracts penalties even when done with
permission however grudging. I took the fambly to the local Chinese
restaurant this evening, which dispelled the frosty atmosphere for the
duration of the meal, just about.

I can get through this.

 

the cont known as Lady Nina says...

Interesting/funny, here?

Like he'll complain.

 

Is that a Kwik-Save Boil-In-The-Bag Haddock?

 

the cont known as Lady Nina says...

A split can actually be beneficial for all parties involved.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Eeek.

Hope it works out Mr Monotreme. Been there, done that, didn't have much
fun.

My advice would be to check between your legs for a yellow-and-black
stripy handle. If you find one, give it a good firm tug.

It'll get *incredibly* noisy for a short while, then it all goes
peaceful.

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You certainly have an interesting view of monotreme physiognomy.

Yeah, but it's not just me I have to think about.