Birthday Presents...

It's my mates 20th on friday, and apparently, I've gotta get her a present.

Any suggestions from the black whole that is UKRM?

I was preferably thinking of something funny or dirty, but it shouldn't
really cost more than £20.

Any ideas will be greatfully recieved.

 

A Rabbit. YKIMS.

 

Tie a ribbon on yer knob, YKIMS.

 

Thats a given, but what should I get her as a present?

 

....and it's worth spending the extra dosh on a quality one from the
likes of Ann Summers, rather than a cheapo tack one from some Brummy
retailer that will, after a modest amount of use, go as limp as John
Inmans wrist.

 

20 quid is a bit cheap, but as you're a mate and all that.

Where do I show up?

 

No, she rides a rabbit.

 

Nice!

 

snip

Your such a bunch of smutty sods you know that?

She's a lady. Its her birthday.
She'll appreciate something tasteful.

I thought maybe those padded, kidskin pads which go inside the handcuff rims
so they won't chafe her as much?


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(Homer Simpson).

 

<snip>

Yes indeed. She's a woman FFS, buy her something for the kitchen.

--
Oldbloke

2000 Honda CB500
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"He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"

 

Champ fascinated us all by saying...

You want to be like me when you grow up, don't you?

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"He's like a child, only not as clever"

 

How come you lot know more about these things than I do?!

 

Power Grainger fascinated us all by saying...

Who do you think it is that has to hold the bloody things in the right
place once they start to take effect. The Rampant Rabbit is one of those
things that is almost impossible for the beneficiary to keep hold of once
they start to do their job properly, hence the need for a second person.
It's all the bucking and wriggling that takes place, ya see.

--
Lozzo
'95 Kawasaki ZZR1100D, '97 Kawasaki GPZ500S, Honda CB250RS x 3
Big Zed Little Zed Dead sheds
New to ukrm? : www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
"He's like a child, only not as clever"

 

7th January, that'd do nicely, thanks!

 

Buy early - charge Will's card ...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2858781486&category=21577

 

Actually no.

 

Hmmm. Would anyone really want to buy a 2nd hand sex toy?

 

Some people would prolly pay extra for it's used qualities.

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Helmet Cam.

 

Depends what it tastes like.