Bin to treat heart attacks

TBH, I'd not thought about open wounds as in the majority of cases there
wouldn't be, but you might have some old duffer keeling over at the top
of the stairs or something and gashing a few bits on the way down.

 

I know...

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Whinging Courier

The old **** deserved it, dinnee?

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Well everyone knows you should wear a crash helmet and full body armour
when walking round the house. Obviously a neck brace would be even
better but you've got to allow for some flexibility, eh?

 

You're dying of a heart attack. Which one would you prefer?

Sterile dressings, a nice clean environment and being dead, or the bin man
shocking you back to life and you then taking your chances with the odd bug
or two?

 

dwb says...

I'll take the bin-man option next time, ta.

 

Might make it a bit hard to refuse him a christmas tip though.

 

Are they going to replace the amber flashing lights with blues and twos?

 

"Warning, this vehicle is defibrillating"

 

I wonder if it would have to make the beep beep noises too?

 

The best one I ever heard was "We can't empty your bin. It's too heavy
and too full to put in the lorry."

Useless workshy wankers.

 

#They're all lazy fucking useless cunts

 

99.9% of the bins here go up on the lifter.

Personaly if one was to heavy I'd lift it up (maybe roping somebody else
in)and throw it in, just to keep people happy.. But people don't do
that nowadays.

Nobody uses binbags, it's all wheelie bins.. for 15 seconds effort, what
the ****... pointless being a jobsworth over "process"..

But, I'm odd, like that.

 

My Dad used to threaten me with that and used to announce that "if you
don't do well at school, you'll end up being a dustman"

 

Any argument which includes "99.9%" as a supporting statistic is already
really, really weak.

 

<waves>

Stroud Council still use bin bags not wheelie bins. They claim it keeps
council tax lower. They used to provide 2 bags per household per week
but now that we have a recycling box it's 1 per week. They will collect
as many as you leave out though, which is nice. Although you have to
hide the garden waste well or they leave that behind.

 

In my defence, I don't give a **** about that.

 

In Thornbury, they've got this two-bin system, one green for compostable
stuff like garden waste, cardboard etc (but not food) and one for everything
else. The black bin is collected one week, and the green the other (along
with a recycle box). Te hysteria in the local press etc has been something
else: I guess people round here don't like to have to think about what
they're slinging in the bin.

 

Poor bloke - even he didn't realise you could under-shoot "binman" and
end up as "motorcycle courier".
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About 90% of my stuff is recycled. Our green bin is nearly full each
collection day and the waste bin has a couple of carrier bags of stuff.
Strangely though bottles aren't allowed and we need to take them to the
nearest bottle bank.