Bin Laden still alive

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Feb 4, 2004.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Osama Bin Laden was apparently seen live on Iraqi TV last night. He was
    quoted as saying:

    "To prove I am alive and well - West Ham Utd were shit on Saturday!!'"

    The British Government say that this could have been recorded any time.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 4, 2004
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  2. Lozzo

    Helium Guest

    But they won on Saturday.
     
    Helium, Feb 4, 2004
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  3. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Helium said...
    Like I either know or care
     
    Lozzo, Feb 4, 2004
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  4. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo said:
    Hey, I bumped into this girl earlier; I think she was a lesbian. She
    said she liked girls with long red hair.

    WTF this had to do with me I don't know. Anyway, then she said she liked
    a tight ****.

    That's when I gave her your number :-D
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 4, 2004
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  5. Lozzo

    elyob Guest

    timing's everything ...
     
    elyob, Feb 5, 2004
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  6. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    elyob said...
    That's why I do the job I do, not stand-up comedy.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 5, 2004
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  7. Lozzo

    elyob Guest

    That's why I was two hours late ...
     
    elyob, Feb 5, 2004
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  8. Lozzo

    CT Guest


    <Pip>
    Stop posting your 'old as the hills' shite in here.
    </Pip>

    :eek:)
     
    CT, Feb 5, 2004
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  9. time.

    off ****.

    Please rearrange the above into something appropriate.
     
    Steve Brassett, Feb 5, 2004
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  10. Lozzo

    tariq Guest

    Helium said...
    Yes, that's all well and good, but if Osama rides a bike what kind is
    it? I think he's got an NSU Quickly... with off road mods.

    Cheers
    Tariq
     
    tariq, Feb 5, 2004
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  11. Well, I thought it was funny, Lozzo.
     
    Power Grainger, Feb 5, 2004
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  12. Lozzo

    sweller Guest


    Damned with faint praise.
     
    sweller, Feb 6, 2004
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