Bill Walker really is a Convict

I was talking about the crossing north of Simpson, Montana. Couldn't you
tell by the context?

 

A passprot is an excellent thing to have. Ya never know when you
might want to go to Prague on a whim. Airline tickets are a bit
obscene these days, tho'.

 

I smell revenuers at work. Granny Clampett didn't get 'em all.

 

:>
:>I've never travelled to Mexico or Canada, so I'm ignorant of the way
:>things used to be. If Americans didn't have to present a passport to
:>get back into the country, how did they prove their U.S. citizenship
:>to be re-admitted? Was a driver's license sufficient? Aren't those
:>fairly easy to fake (or at least harder than a U.S. passport)?

: When you drive across the border, the immigration agent looks at you
: and asks, "What is your nationality?" If he likes the look on your
: face, he waves you through. If he doesn't, he either puts a cone on
: your car and directs you to "secondary inspection," or asks you to
: prove it. Passport or birth certificate are best, but they _may_
: accept a drivers's licence. The agents acquire a 6th sense about who
: is telling the truth, and can suss out pretenders pretty quickly.

Here's a story I told of a trip I took to Ensenada last year. I'll
preface it by stating my riding partner was a young lady from Hawaii on a
rented Sportster. We were riding through a flood, and were soaked, cold,
and dirty by the time we made it to the border.

Start quote:

After she got her clutch hand working again, we took off, working our way
through the traffic. We finally reached the ramp to the highway to the
border, which of course was packed. It was here that the motorcyclist had
the advantage. I led us through the stopped cars, dodging the trinket
vendors with a Perdoname here and a Gracias there, and we shot right up to
the border.

At the US border, we pulled up to a somewhat bored looking Customs man.
He asked me, "Where are you going?"
I replied, "Anaheim."
"Do you live in Anaheim?"
"No, I live in Austin, Texas but I work in Anaheim."

He waved me through and turned to Nancy.

"Where are you going?"
"San Diego, then back to Hawai."
"Is this your bike?"
"No, it's a rental."

He looked at the bike for a minute, and then they both started laughing.

End quote.

These bikes were filthy dirty. Nancy had hit an open manhole in 6" of
water and fallen over. Muddy water had gotten all over these 2 bikes,
including the tops of the cylinders.

The point is, no ID was required at the border. I guess we were wet and
bedraggled enough the fellow figured we deserved to be let in.

 

"Wakko"

Not sure but I doubt it. Any way if the breeze is
right and the women cute enough I can not only
pitch a tent I can pitch a Circus tent! 8^) For
business purposes I may be going to Canada this
summer to check out some livestock...

--
Keith Schiffner
RCOS #7
Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the
Ministry of Silly Walks.
"terrorist organization" is a redundancy

 

Well, yeah sure give him the short answer. ;^)
Question is How big a Tent? As always I can
guarantee a tent big enough for two.
--
Keith Schiffner
RCOS #7
Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the
Ministry of Silly Walks.
"terrorist organization" is a redundancy

 

Thankyou sir, I'd forgotten the particulars and am
suffering from sloth.
--
Keith Schiffner
RCOS #7
Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the
Ministry of Silly Walks.
"terrorist organization" is a redundancy

~

 

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Port of Piegan has a booth on each side of the
border...anywho my atlas shows NO Simpson, MT.
Please elucidate the location of this town, no I
haven't googled it YET.
--
Keith Schiffner
RCOS #7
Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the
Ministry of Silly Walks.
"terrorist organization" is a redundancy

 

Hello Keith,

Don't know what type of livestock that you are referring at the moment, but
there is a ban on importation of beef livestock from Canada at the moment
because of postive BSE tests in Canadian.

I am not sure about the other types of livestock.

Harvey

 

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IF you want more info ping me. But to make it
short and simple they banned all livestock to the
best of my knowledge. Damned knee jerk reaction by
a bunch of idiots. When it comes to livestock you
lead with your brain NOT your gut. That's why I'm
getting what I'm getting. Doesn't help that the
American registry is now closed so imports can't
be registered...asshat big breeders did it to
artificially keep the price up. Problem is that in
5-10 years I suspect there are going to be line
breeding issues, mine wont be bred with ANYTHING
closer than 6 generations of separation but I'd
RATHER 10. Yes that's a bit fanatical but at these
prices you shouldn't have to put up with genetic
issues.
<off soap box>

Sorry about that folks. As the regulars know I
take something's VERY serious. Stupidly so in some
cases, but when you start playing with genetics
there is no such thing as too cautious. Hopefully
we'll get an operators loan to get some
outstanding breeding stock we just found.
--
Keith Schiffner
RCOS #7
Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the
Ministry of Silly Walks.
"terrorist organization" is a redundancy

 

North, north-west of Havre, MT. Road crosses into Alberta, just east of the
SK province line.

I made that crossing into Canada once, and have to admit there was a
good-looking female border agent on the CA side that could cause me to
"pitch a tent".
She wasn't too bright though. I asked her where the nearest "Welcome to
Alberta" sign and she said there wasn't any around there. Then I noticed the
huge sign saying just that...not more than 50 ft away.
It's strange that you sometimes can't see the routine things in life. She
would have had to pass that sign at least once a day.

 

I see a Port of Wild Horse, Port of Willow
Creek...did you take MT232 or MT233? I've got a
more local orientated map somewhere around here.
--
Keith Schiffner
RCOS #7
Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the
Ministry of Silly Walks.
"terrorist organization" is a redundancy

 

Port of Wild Horse was the one, up 232.

 

Brian and I had an experience similar to that in San Diego, Califronia.. We
asked a lady cop, if she could give us directions to get to the big lake
just west of San Diego.. We explained that we were visitors from Texas and
had heard all about the huge lake with the gigantic catfish in it.. The lady
cop wracked her brain and called off names of lakes in the area, but could
not remember the name of the one west of San Diego.. She even commenced to
ask other people for information about that lake.. When Brian and I
commenced to crack up with laughter, that lady cop wasn't a bit amused ..
We'd even hinted to her, that we had also heard that water from that lake
had a horrible taste..

After her indignant response to our laughter, we finally suggested that the
lake had a Pacific something or other involved.. We are talking, one
thoroughly pissed lady cop.. To make matters worse, some of the ones she'd
asked were also interested and when they started laughing also, she went
ballistic with embarrassment.. hmmm.. Never caught sight of which way she
went, she left so fast..

Bill Walker
Irving, Tx..

 

Your expertise in breeding livestock, no doubt is only equalled by your
skill in other matters.. not relevant.. Please make certain that your meat
production is suffficiently identified .. Thank you..

 

Nah.. not the Shiftless one.. Don Binns will sell him a herd and then help
him to drive them back to Montana, or wherever .. Usenet .. imagination
never ceases to amaze me..

 

You are a moron....do you even know what a "darky" is? So, you burst a few
blood vessels over something you don't understand? Yep, you're a dumbass.

 

Ah, now we can all see where Brian gets his cowardice from....dear old dad.
LOL

This is just like a few months ago when I invited Brian to the Tampa Bay
area. I told him to let me know what date he would like to meet and where
he would be staying and I'd be more than happy to meet up with him. He then
commenced to whining and crying, saying "but..but...but...I want your home
address and phone number first....wahhhhhhh"

The walkers (yes, I used lower case - as they are the lowest of the
lowlifes) are nothing more than hot air. Thank g-d neither of them produced
another son to perpetuate the "pussy" gene any further.

 

Speaking of which, you're cowering and hiding from your
own words. How weak is that, beyotch?! You know you fucked up,
but for some reason, you lack the self respect and integrity
to admit it. Gag on that long thick lie, ya slimy, greasy
little piggy! <VBG>


=======================================================


As predicted, when it's time to man-up, you get
=nothing= but hiding and cowering from little
itchy. <chuckle>


See, this is why I enjoy usenet so much. Google saves
the truth and facts, so if a psychotic little nut case
like you spews an outright lie like the one above, the
truth can be easily retrieved and shoved back down your
whiny little throat. <g>

< begin quoted message >

From: Hank ("stop"@bu$h.treason)
Subject: Re: I see the best you could do is call me stupid
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Date: 2004-08-10 17:45:51 PST


I meant 180 hp per liter. My bad! I had hp per cubic inch
on my mind too and musta got confused or something.

<end quoted message>

Hey itchy, look at that. <chuckle> My very first post
in the thread after misplacing the decimal point, and I
immediately admitted my error. You lied again, ya timid,
nutless little clown.
See, that's the difference between a man of honesty,
pride, and integrity, and a low life, timid, cowardly
little worm. Slither away, itchy - the truth is bitch

The irony of your simple minded idiocy is =beautiful=.
Even though it happens on a regular basis here, I still
enjoy it when my most vocal critics show us all that they're
not only incredibly stupid, but blatant liars and spineless
cowards, too! <chuckle>



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