Biking highs for 2008

I only had one hand free, it had to be a redial, they had to be close,
they had to have a brain, a certain way with words, to be constructive
and they had to have considerable experience of overexcited women.

Only one man in the world is ever going to fill those boots )

 

See my other reply, but you're wrong you know.

 

ROFL. He didn't - seriously?

Mind you, Bear's seen them all come and go, so he might be best placed
to offer condolences if nothing else.

 

hey, I've not actually met Bear in a few years, maybe he's had a
triple personality bypass.

 

I can assure you Bear was spot on the ball as well as being close by.

 

No. Even if his heart had stopped[1], death is only said to occur when
there's no longer enough oxygen to keep the brain tissues alive.


[1] And if it had he'd have needed defibrillation, at the very least.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace

Well...

 

Quite. Perhaps lots of little deaths have the same effect.

 

Petit mort?

I didn't realise it was *that* bad for you..

Phil

 

I wouldn't be so sure. I doubt if she'll be there watching but what's
the point in stopping someone from doing something they really want to
do?

 

He's probably already doing that by arranging his trophies so there's
a very obvious gap at the end.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

Surely a very obvious gap in the middle that slowly closes up would be
more appropriate?

 

Bloke just needs to mature and grow up, doesn't he ;o)

 

Do Ikea sell an oversized trophy cabinet?

 

the durty bastard.

 

He may have had that, you know.

Fortunately, he has some more saved up, ready for use.

 

Adrenaline does this. Even though it was insignifiant in the scale of
things I've a blank spot from when I got hit by that car in france. I
seem to recall being told I stood back up then fell over again, but
all I really remember is Bonwick drinking my beer, then me being in a
very clean and empty hospital.

Christ knows how little I'd remember if I'd been dead.

 

There's only one way to find out

<grabs the cute brunette sitting next to him>

I may be some time

 

Heh. New one on me, I must admit.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=interbate

 

well, it's a thinly disguised spelling flame from me (I presume Champ
meant to write "intubate") but I thought it was amusing enough to
break my own LTSTP-RU attitude.