Bikes for being stupid on at 35mph. Suggestions please.

I live in an island with a reasonably efficient police force (unless
you happen to know someone who knows someone in which case it's
amazing what it seems you can get away with) so doing excessive speeds
is both interesting (in the death wish kind of way), likely to lead to
legal issues and, of course for me, high speed is impossible anyway).

Therefore, any suggestions for something that might be fun in a silly
kind of way at slow speeds?

Something like an RS125 (or even RS50)...?

A GSX-R 1000 is, of course, a possibility

I must say that I'm rather tempted with one of those ridiculous three
wheeled scooters piaggio have released... and I can even fit (and
possibly cook) a crab under the seat.

 

Monkey bike?

Careful where you put the crab though.

 

It's got to be a small capacity trailie of some kind.

 

TDR250, if you can find one that's not about to blow up.

 

SR250 SpazzTrakka.

 

The trailie is the obvious answer but if it is real trills you want may
I be so bold as to suggest a scoot, unsafe at any speed sort of thing.

 

No argument. Honda C90.

 

"You have learned well, old Jedi"

 

CR500 hybrid geared down to a top speed of 40mph[1].

[1] You'll have to have a custom rear sprocket made, but the saving in
front tyres will cover the cost.

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Absolutely.

 

Indeed. The cider drinking northerner is optional but, as you can see,
highly amusing for the rider.

 

An RS125, in full power 33bhp mode, will need a handful of throttle,
and with a 35mph speed limit I don't know how often you'll get to
experience the powerband as it starts at 8k rpm.

My first bike was a Suzuki TS50 - that had a 35mph top speed and went
greenlaning after a fashion.

I'd go with the outfit, as you can get that sliding around in a car
park.

 

Never underestimate the combination of tightness and alcoholism of the
North when it comes to drinking.

 

http://www.mz-und-simson.de/simson/schwalbe_index.jpg

 

That's glorious. It's like some old Kraut tried to bolt a C90 to the
front of a Vespa.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Christofire

"Nah then, did tha 'ave the one pahnt, or two? I think our Barry 'ad a
Coke, so that'll be..." <tappity, tappity, tap>

Ah, happy days.

--
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