Biker T shirt slogan competition

What slogan would you put on your T shirt such that in the event of your
untimely death it will offend the authorities enough to use you as an
example of the consequences of speeding ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6608917.stm

 

How about, "**** off Brunstrom" as a starter for 10...

 

"I rode my bike to North Wales and all I got was my severed head
paraded to the media and this lousy T shirt. And a ban, probably"

 

How did they know about his T shirt slogan?
Leathers are usually sufficient to hold everything together.
Or did the Welsh plod try to use their defibrillator on him?

I would just have "You were right; it was dangerous."

 

"You'll never take me alive, copper"

 

Uno Hoo! is a ****!

 

No Licence
No Insurance
No Head

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Donald

Surely it would be best to have a photo of yourself on the T shirt so
that it can be matched with the head later?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

"Nil by mouth"

 

How about the following natty slogan: "I believe Brunstrom is planning
to murder me and create a fake RTA to hide the evidence."

 

Beat me to it; I was going to say "I wasn't speeding until Brunstrom started
tailgating me!"

 

I go quacker if I duck down

 

"I was leading by a short head till my accident"

Phil

 

That ought to be 'Kwacker', man.

 

"Sorry mate you didn't see me."

DaveP

 

ITYF it's quacker, jack.

 

I would lose my head if it wasn't bolted on.....

 

"Tis but a scratch"

 

Fair comment.

DaveP