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BGN said:

Just get a room.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Flattery will get you nowhere.

 

I wasn't trying to be flattering to you, my dear. It was just my
ex-Samaritan side coming out.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

That's very kind of you. I had one (of three) of your lot looking down
at me in Cabot Sqaure after drinking way too much and I woke up laying
on the pavement.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

My mate Mick gave up drinking after he woke up in bed with Nigel.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

That'd be enough to /make/ him to drink, surely?

 

Whinging Courier wrote

Well, in fairness, a month later he woke up with a sore head in a police
cell and after they charged him with D&D and assaulting plod he gave up
again a bit harder. The 4 weeks wages fine and being bound over to keep
the peace for half a year helped in his decision making I reckon.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

I must have been *really* pissed, 'cos I don't remember that at all.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

It traumatised him summat 'orrible it did.

 

Surely you are aware of the burgeoning dogging industry? Shagging in cars
has enjoyed something of a renaissance in recent years.

 

You make it sound like a venereal disease.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

<points in a pointy manner at email inbox>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Bear says...

I'm only allowed so many Gb of email per month. I don't want my
bandwidth exceeding, so could you leave a couple of them out when you
email me it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Oh go on. I'm having a shit night, I need cheering up. Go on,
pleeeeease. I won't tell a soul. Honest.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

<Gasp!> Firstly, sirrah, I assume you mean "discreet", and secondly did
I tell anyone about you being caught wanking into a crisp packet in
Leeds city centre? Did I? Eh? Not a soul! No one. See? *That's* how
discreet I am, matey.

Mr Discreet, that's me. If I wasn't I'd have mentioned that you're
Welsh. But no! Not me. I would never tell anyone about your secret.

You used to be fun. What happened?

Well, I'm not having *that* shit a night, it's true...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Bear said:

 

I honestly wouldn't know where to start; no-one tells me anything.[0]
Does this all get revealed on the tedium-fest that is IRC?


[0] Well, I know one or two - but only the high profile ones.

 

Oh yes.

 

**** but you've got no taste in men.

 

In message

From memory, PB used to be 70-80k, has the new "Max Power" style really
hurt it a lot? Hope so....


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Mike Buckley
RD350LC2
GSF600S
http://www.toastyhamster.org
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