Bike Cops

"Mad-Biker.com Mad-Biker.com>" wrote

I assume you can find out Bobby's address, and you have a gun, so go do us a
favour.

I hope he's just a troll. Maybe not <shudder>.

Theo

 

"Mad-Biker.com Mad-Biker.com>" wrote

Watch it Cam. They're targeting PINK bikes now.

Did you get the pink chain yet?

Theo

 

Nice pink tacho. I'm tired of my green one.

Gary

 

Thanks Gary. If my head wasn't so big and my tinted screen so low I would be
able to get in there and lick it silly.

 

Mmmmm..... lick the pink taco.....
Mmmmmmmmm.....

 

What?!! Wanking's illegal?
Clem

 

Hot day in Brissie and I saw five appliances with lights and music on three
different runs today.
The one coming through Windsor at 4:30pm was having a hard time trying to
part the three-lanes of cars.
Even with all the noise and lights Mr-Commodore wasn't gonna' look in his
rear-view or move over!
Clem
(I yelled "get outta' the fucking way" but if he couldn't see a 10-ton
truck he wasn't gonna' notice a half-ton bargearse....)

 

NickZX6R said....

Ni> I had a chat to a bike cop at a V8 SUpercar race at Sandown last year
Ni> and he told me that he doesn't use the lights and sirens unless it's
Ni> really necessary, because motorists tend to panic and do unpredictable
Ni> things when they suddenly see lights and sirens going.

So, does this then blow the theory of louder bikes with their lights on
being safer bikes out of the water???

 

Move over Ghostrider, it's Gheyrider. The legend lives on!
Soz, couldn't resist.
- sanbar

 

mate i drive a rodeo, not a bmw... it handles like shit and tops out at
about 140... they also like to roll over due to adding a fuggin huge cage on
the back...

ill keep dreaming of getting into highway patrol, jumping on the bmw and
booking silly pinkbird riders, easy to pick he be wearing just chaps..

 

or horse (from fletch lives)

 

I think it's regarded as a form of tax evasion.

-----sharks

 

Sure, they're safer out of the water, but in the water the noise
scares away the fish.

-----sharks

 

Just out of curiosity Mr Piggy, how hard is it to ride those big heavy fast?
Is there special techniques you use to counter the weight and where its
placed?

 

I can probably answer for ya. He'll probably think you are a fuckwit.

 

or to stop some wanker on a pink blackbird from doing what ever he is

If you ever come across this fuckhead MR Piggy make sure you stick him in a
cell with "Bubba".

 

Hey MadbikeRider, is Shells from aus.moto, your other half on your website?
http://www.mad-biker.com . If so, she's a very attractive lady, you are such
a lucky man.

 

"They can have it when they pry it from my cold,dead fingers!"


Postman Pat (but I prefer to remain onanymous...)

 

[applause]

 

If noone noticed,I was gunna give up on subtlety altogether...


Postman Pat The Barbarian