Bike advert

Just received this in my inbox:

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V REG R6 BLUE/WHITE

4200 MILES HARRIS CLIPONS NEW JUST FITTED, SPARE PAIR OF NEW TYRES,
MICRO INDICATORS FOR THE FRONT,BRAND NEW READY TOO FIT ,NEW FRONT FOOT
PEGS POLISHED ,<BR>
BLUE FLAME UNDERSEAT EXHAUST SYSTEM AND MINI L.E.D REAR LIGHTS WITH
BUILT IN L.E.D INDICATORS, TYRES ON IT STILL NEW WAS DROPPED BY OWNER
PREVIOUS STILL SCRATCHED PANEL ON R.H.D SIDE BUT HAVE BRAND NEW GENUINE
REPLACEMENT TOO PUT ON COST £500+ ALONE WICKED BIKE HAS SPYBALL BUT MAIN
UNIT DAMAGED RUNS NO PROBLEM CAN GET NEW ONE FROM SPYBALL BUT COULDNT BE
BOTHERED VERY VERY NICE MACHINE DONT MISS OUT 4 EXHUAST PIPES LIKE MV
AUGUSTA LOOKS AND SOUNDS GREAT HAVE ORIGINAL EXHAUST ASWELL AND 1 MAYBE
2 PADDOCK STANDS AND A BOB MARLEY DRY COVER OWNED 1/2 YEARS IF NOT
LITTLE LONGER USED IT 5 TIME TOTAL MILEAGE BY ME 30 MILES STILL AS NEW
EXCEPT FOR ONE OR TWO MINOR SCATCHES COME AND LOOK <BR>
£ 3495

 

Used 5 times - 30 miles? It won't even be properly warmed up on an
average 6 mile journey.

FFS don't buy it but please do go round to meet the person who wrote
that ad then kill them, slowly and painfully.

 

Only to teach the sender punctuation - with a shotgun.