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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Mash, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. Mash

    Mash Guest

    So,....... what IS the best way to travel 5 miles to a station?

    Mash
     
    Mash, Aug 19, 2004
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    Ace Guest

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    Ace, Aug 19, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    Very, very slowly.

    HTH


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Aug 19, 2004
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    Slider Guest

    Locate your nearest Police-operated speed trap, ride past at >150mph, and
    they'll take you to a station for free.
     
    Slider, Aug 19, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    To a station? To get on a train with common people?

    Surely the best approach is to be rich enough to afford a chauffer driven
    limo and then sit in the back, getting pissed, while it becomes somebody
    else's problem to get you to your destination.


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Aug 19, 2004
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  6. Mash

    AndrewR Guest

    But remember when you're doing 150 it will take you longer to stop than it
    will if you were in a Mk I Cortina doing 70.

    Probably.


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Aug 19, 2004
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    TMack Guest

    Most obvious - on a train
    Most comfortable - chauffeur driven limo
    Most stylish - helicopter or unicycle
    Most healthy - run
    Most insane - backwards on pogo stick
    Best of all - in your dreams as you snuggle back under the duvet
     
    TMack, Aug 19, 2004
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  8. Does anyone know why Ford named that car such? I know it's curtain in
    spanish. Does it mean anything else? And why did Novell rename DRDOS as
    "boiler"?

    Yours, Confused from Malaga.
     
    Paul Carmichael, Aug 19, 2004
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    sweller Guest

    It's an exciting ski resort; Capri is a beautiful island.

    Escort and Fiesta are jazz mags.
     
    sweller, Aug 19, 2004
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    Zymurgy Guest

    Mash wrote
    UNC were pretty coarse, but you don't see much around nowadays.

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    Zymurgy, Aug 20, 2004
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  11. UNF were fine by me.
     
    Paul Carmichael, Aug 20, 2004
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Unless you have your own private choo-choo.
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 20, 2004
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  13. Mash

    sweller Guest

    Des, why did you do that?

    A jazz mag, in that context, *is* a porno mag. Escort and Fiesta *are*
    porno mags.

    It wasn't a great joke, I admit, but why make it even less funny?
     
    sweller, Aug 20, 2004
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  14. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Paul Carmichael
    Whitworth were just raisin the stakes.

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 21, 2004
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