BGN's BGBBQ - 24th June '06 - Everyone is welcome

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. In uk.rec.motorcycles, 'Hog belched forth and ejected the following:
    Only when it suits me and are you telling me you'd forget something like
    that?

    In my defence I was young and pissed. The chip shop was in the grounds
    of the Camber Sands and not subject to the laws of the highway[1].

    [1] IDGAF if it's subject to the laws of the highway or not. I licked
    out burd while pissed. in my car outside the chip shop at Pontins in
    Camber Sands.

    It was a Ford Escort MkII and was green in colour[2]

    [2] The car, not the burd's minge.
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 14, 2006
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    Dan White Guest

    What about when you'd finished?
     
    Dan White, Mar 14, 2006
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  3. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan White belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    I think we had a snog but I lost interest after that.
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 14, 2006
    #43
  4. A man with simple tastes and easily pleased
     
    Steve Robinson, Mar 14, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Oh the SHAME.
     
    BGN, Mar 14, 2006
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    Dan White Guest

    Chips were probably ready I expect.
     
    Dan White, Mar 14, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Whinging Courier said...
    Did she drop her chips when she came? I hear that's the only way to tell
    if a Wigan girl has acheived orgasm.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 14, 2006
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  8. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo belched forth and ejected the following:
    She was from Ashford in Kent and she wasn't eating chips ;-)
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 14, 2006
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  9. On that roll, it follows that she didn't come either?


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    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

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    DoetNietComputeren, Mar 14, 2006
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  10. In uk.rec.motorcycles, DoetNietComputeren belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    She waggled about a lot and pushed me off after the waggle.

    She either came or she faked it.

    Either way, IDGAF, if a burd wants to fake it, it's not my problem, is
    it?
     
    Whinging Courier, Mar 14, 2006
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    Muck Guest

    Sounds like a great idea.. count me in.
     
    Muck, Mar 14, 2006
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  12. Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 14, 2006
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    ogden Guest

    Guestling for me, if I appear. Rye taxis are going to be busy that
    night.
     
    ogden, Mar 15, 2006
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