Best Locks / alarms

no clues uh? Ok knob head.
Not got any clues about you lot, a right bunch of puffs, unfriendly puffs to
boot! I came here a few weeks ago when I got my Bullet, said hello, I got
abuse, not matey banter just, the I'm better than you and your bikes shit,
that sort of kids stuff. Maybe you have a pink Barbie scooters like my
little girl used to. You feel threatened by us big single riders... Most of
you never had a proper English designed bike just Jap crap. Bitter I expect
as the golden age of British biking was over before you were born! You never
had the pleasure of riding a BSA M21 with you mates on there B 31, and M20
or a year later thrashing a Thruxton Bone'elvely on an open road, not at 4
AM dodging cameras, in the broad daylight, never heard the roar of a nice
Triton on an empty road, with no stupid helmet laws, just home made L plates
at 16 like we did! From the 10/10 to Ardwick roundabout, and back before
Terry (by Twinkle) finished on the juke box
Ta ta get fucked thanks for the nice welcome.
If your passing Stockport on 29 August call in at
http://www.roughleysbikeshow.co.uk/ make your self known, maybe you can
entertain us in the boxing booth for 30 seconds..... Bet your mostly fat
fucks who never even done there own oil change or straitened a push rod.
Ever rebuild your clutch plates using your Mams oil cloth, off cuts from the
kitchen floor and Araldite.Or raked and hard tailed your own frame. Goodness
me one tries to be nice. Just ask for the old bastard called Topulav.
We shall see, I'm off for a little ride on my old fossily motor bike. 50 and
still riding from 1968 (including a small break or 2 for the bones to knit)
You are bad boys, bad little puffy boys on silly whiny girlie Jap bikes.

 

sorry, I forgot to say NUR NUR .

 

Applying match nto rattle's blue touch paper now, sah!

You're lying - it was really yours, weasn't it? Bet you played with her
dolls, too...

Didn't check the sig, did you?

I'm glad to say I never did.

Did your mates then know you were gay?

LOL! Theres wrong and there's two-and-tow-make-five.

Nope. Bought decent bikes to begin with.

Well, you're four years older than I am. So we've both had a long time
to buy some truly shite machines.

Read the sig again, Oh Mighty One. See the first two bikes, above the
smear left by your snotty forefinger?

Now, precisely who rattled your cage?

 

You sad misguided thick ****.

Do the world a favour and stop breathing. Drown your offspring to be on
the safe side- I know it's a bit harsh since the chance they're yours is
slim given your wife's 'generous nature' but it's a question of risk
management.

If you don't get around to topping yourself at least buy a dictionary.

 

Don't be sad.
Them's not proper triumphs, them's JAP Triumphs!
And I think you know it! They let me test ride the range at our local
emporium, when I was going to buy a new T100, looks right but different
somehow. Not for me, if I wanted to buy a Jap twin I would have gone for
another Yamaha 650. They are bullet proof I had the US custom one with
useable handlebar's.

Buy an Enfield built like gun, built to last a lifetime, if you treat them
right. (and at my age they might be right )

You rattled my cage and some other stupid sod who has to resort to the "your
thick, you cant spell argument"
Some of us got thrown out of school at 14 1/2 for refusing NOT to ride there
on their BSA Bantam.
When I was 14 1/2 I had to get a full time job, it wasn't hard.
I already worked weekend and holidays (that's how I bought the Bantam) So
the bake house took me on full time.

Go put some hard wax polish on your Jap plastic motorcycles like you
motorcyclists do.. I resign from this news group your below be. Morris
dancing, Jap bikes and spelling lessons,
is not what I remember as biking.
Plus there is NO SUCH THING as a Jap Classic!!!!

 

I hope it lasts you your life. Which I also wish is mercifully brief.
Merciful to the rest of us I mean.

Truth hurts, huh.

But it is true. Your posts are virtually unreadable due to bad
formatting and inpenetrable spelling mistakes.

But worse than that you're just full of shit.

Good, **** off.

Yeah yeah yeah. ****.

 

What a load of bollocks.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My NEW bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
My old Bike 2000 Honda CB500 (for sale)
M'boy's Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)

BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26

 

Ermmmmm.... what?

Just for once I'd agree with you. A better parallel twin engine than
anything that ever came out of the Brit industry, with the *possible*
exception of the Connie.

Built to be unreliable for ever, ITYF.

No, you spat your dummy by thinking I support bike thieves. Poor
spelling is no sign of thickness. Your behaviour, OTOH, is.

had to lick road clean wit' tongue......

I don't think I own a Jap plastic rocket. In fact, I'm sure I don't. You
really are stupid, aren't you?

Nope, this makes no sense to me at all.

Bwaaahahahahahahaha! Erm, XS650? To name but one?

*What* a twat.

 

I fancy my chances, to be honest.

 

Do the Rock "n" Blues lot hate people who commute on bikes because the
Rock "n" Blues lot are all jobless wankers? I haven't seen one greebo
who looks like they could hold down a decent job. But that's okay
because they're living the biker lifestyle. <snort>

 

Ben Blaney says...

So do I

 

Thus spake unto the assembled multitudes:

What has a railwayman's trade union got to do with it?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Oh absolutely. I can't *wait* for the post about his Bullet lunching its
bottom end.

 

Nigel Eaton says...

Which it will if it's like all the others

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

<looks at workshop>

True, Brother Spic, true.

 

The Older Gentleman wrote:

I concur: last week my cat 1 Spyball went tits-up, and it took me less than
5 minutes to rip the piece of shit off and have the bike wired to work
normally off the ignition key. I haven't had any previous contact with bike
alarm wiring, so I can hardly be as fast as a practiced thief. What a waste
of £300 quid!