Best Christmas presents received

Have the i-kike's happy pills run out again then? Oh dear, how sad,
never mind.

 

Already got that, but I did get another Spit history.

And a voucher for a day's rally driving instruction. Whoo-hoo.

 

'You' people? I find that insulting and racist, you take those words back,
you hear...

 

The usual, here.

Lynx gift set, Autoglym gift set and a top quality chamois leather,
Private Eye annual and some money.

More interesting were the pink champagne, 1lt of Baileys x 2 and 2 cases
of ale from the Rebellion brewery in Marlow.

I want to get a Wii, but can't find anywhere with the base system in
stock - just 'value packs'.

 

He was waiting so that he could do as you do, TOG: claim to have killfiled
me and after the umpteenth reply to my posts, claim, 'oh erm, er .. I'm at
work and er .. I use erm .. google groups, and um ... I can see his posts
from here ...'

D.
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des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

LMAO!!! This from the veritable 'UKRM hate-basket' ...

D.
--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

SteveH says...

So people think you're poor, smelly, need help with your sense of humour
and drive a shit car.

Ok



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Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Niged-out)
Suzuki SV650 K3 (For sale - email for details)
Honda CBR600 F-W trackbike
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Suzkui TS50X x2

 

If the elctrics hold up it probably will.

The spirit of Christmas has busted mine.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

If that's the place in Oxfordshire, it's crap. I got bought a day doing
that. Two laps, just two, of the circuit and the rest of the day was
made up driving quad bikes (restricted) and Pilot quads (also
restricted).

 

I don't know if naming a bog after the prophet is "outlawed" though as it's
not an animal, and it was the "animal" aspect that caused the problem.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

What? Better than a 77 piece socket set from Snap-on like what my boychic
bought me?

Now I agree, sex is good, but it's not THAT fucking good and you can always
get it the day after anyway


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

It's about filtering.

 

I've got one of those, acquired when Statto and I were swilling Spitfire Ale
in the pub up the road a few months ago. The thing is, if you use it, it'll
probably fall to bits in a little while. What I do is use a conventional
bottle opener for opening bottles, and a moistened fingertip to make
Spitfire sounds. You'll notice that the metal part is split - bridge that,
and it starts the playback.

 

When are you going to get him circumcised?

 

Sex is cheaper, though ;-)

 

Heh.

Been reading the papers now. Turns out the little squealer isn't
actually born yet - the pix were along the lines of "here's one we made
earlier". My pig enters this world next month.

Of course, if he turns out to be a she, then a re-naming will be in
order. Mohammed will have to stay, to annoy the ragheads, and I suppose
Esther as a forename.

 

Who gives a ****? I want him converted to Islam before they slaughter him.

One fewer of the little shits ...

D.

--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

Sublime!

D.
--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

SWMBO for short?

 

Venue TBA, so no idea. Hopefully it'll be a bit more full on than
that.